I know guys. I know the way they think.

I've never been comfortable around groups of guys when it gets into the putting-down. My past being a kind of geek - it kind of turns into an attack on the weakest of the group.

Now I know why guys like to hug girls. You guys just want to cop a feel. I can't believe that I've fallen for it all these years!

There are a lot of really funny guys who are very natural in what they do: Jonah Hill, Michael Cera, Seth Rogen.

I like funny guys and those, for some reason, tend to be nerdy guys.

I didn't want o do metal work and get my hands all nicked up and be around guys. So I took drama because there were a lot of girls.

Most single guys I know think fatherhood is terrifying.

Bad guys have more fun.

When I came up, guys like Nicholson and DeNiro were held in highest regard.

When I grew up Carl Lewis was still running, Maurice Greene was running - he was that figure I see, like Michael Johnson. I really wanted to look up to the fast guys - so those two guys were some of the guys I looked up to.

Overall, we had about 50 meetings where the brothers would say that I couldn't do any solo records, I couldn't write for other people, I couldn't do this and I couldn't do that. These guys were trying to nail my feet to the ground.

There are guys out there faster than me.

I don't really study the guys that I'm racing against.

I think sometimes you can study guys and build them into giants that they are not.

I came in the Dawson's Creek era; it was all about tiny guys who looked like teenagers, and I haven't looked like a teenager ever. So I was, like, auditioning to be their dads. At 25.

The kind of people I look for to fill top management spots are the eager beavers, the mavericks. These are the guys who try to do more than they're expected to do - they always reach.

Frank Zappa... was Beethoven for insane rock guys.

There's a way in which these guys all think absolutely media, day and night. Access is what it's all about, so they spin 24 hours a day and that's a problem.

It's fun to be there with the guys, to practice with them, arrange the balls, do this, do that, but when you play you can get some of this nervousness out of your system.

I owe all of this to the guys I've played with and all the coaches that have helped me get to where I'm at right now. I'm honored to be here.

None of the other guys in the band really sang, so that's when I brought Roy Clark in.

The bad guys are the best parts.

My thing is, I like playing guys who have a really interesting internal monologue.

It's absolutely wrong that I don't want guys to challenge me. And the people who say that aren't in the room.

Guys will take one pair of jeans, five T-shirts and three pair of socks and that'll get you by for 10 weeks.

Just take your time - wave comes. Let the other guys go, catch another one.

Leverage your brand. You shouldn't let two guys in a garage eat your shorts.

A 50-year-old company can innovate as well as two guys/gals in a garage.

We're just four guys and we are enjoying what we're doing with Tool.

I was very careful to cast guys who were very good-looking and very fit and who had a certain sense of privilege about them, because with that sense of privilege comes contempt.

I don't date guys that I just meet randomly. I don't feel comfortable meeting strangers.

I'm not a fast, stream-of-consciousness lyricist at all - I know some guys who are, and if there is one skill I wish I had, it's that.

But I think the guys are very happy to accommodate the people and that's part of golf in general.

The best meal I've had was in Tavarua, an island in Fiji. It was just before sunset. A bunch of guys had just caught all this yellow fin tuna; they literally brought this huge wooden table down to the sand, pulled the tuna from the boat, dropped it on top of the table, pulled the skin off and sliced the tuna up.

Tough guys don't dance. You had better believe it.

I average 25 with three guys on me and they are just looking at stats I guess.

My uncles, who are farmers in Minooka, Illinois - I grew up with them and their pickup trucks and mustaches, and to me that was masculinity: big hairy sweaty guys who could pick up a bus.

One things guys have to remember is consistency... You can't make up for three years of eating poorly in just one workout.

But you see, I have played more good guys than I have played villains.

The mainstream media has chosen their candidates and their issues, and they're not the same as the GOP's. They are going to be painted as the bad guys.

I don't think that - you know, I'm sure that there's guys that are doing it, because I'm sure in every sport there's players who want to get the edge. But I think that it's been blown overly - way more than guys are using it in our game.

The thing I really look for in this business is there are guys who are into football and there are guys who are in the profession for other reasons.

Don't worry about it. It's just a bunch of guys with an odd-shaped ball.

I think there are a lot of good people, a lot of good football guys in the NFL.

What you guys want, I'm for.

Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them.

What these guys are doing is great for Argentinean tennis. This is motivating other people.

When you tour with a band, you're just out there, and it's just you guys. That's your little universe. If you do a play, it's the same deal. That becomes your world, for the cast and crew.

I don't think American independent films have ever really been particularly experimental, except for the original guys from the '60s who were huge influences, like Stan Brakhage, Robert Breer, and Stan van der Beek. They were the true independents.

Why can't ladies like nice guys?

I'm a little younger than these guys, but I would say all of us are huge fans of the original 'MacGyver' series, and obviously we found that inspiration for the original pitch for 'MacGruber.'

Truthfully, this is how I approach my workout: I want to be the best athlete I can possibly be. If I can out-perform some of the better athletes then I'm happy. When I look at the NFL or the NBA, these guys look how I want to look - it's useable, functional muscle.

Steroids are for guys who want to cheat opponents.

I've lived places these guys can't defecate in.

That equals to being a fool, having fame and no fortune. A lot of guys out there have fame doing this and doing that, but they are broke.

The guys I tended to date, you know, didn't necessarily have it altogether but I had a great time.

The guys in Kiss use some make up too so at first it was exiting. I've almost stopped using make-up nowadays.

Guys are so easygoing and girls are a little harder to please, but that's okay.

The future art historians are going to be software guys who are going to go into the depths of the code to find out what was changed hundreds of years before.

I've been blessed to be one of those guys who's looked at as a fashion-forward type of guy.

I am not one of those guys who pretends not to enjoy his own work.

I don't want to be one of those guys that you see who made $4 million, invested $3.5 million, and now you work at Wendy's.

There's a lot of guys that just get comfortable with their positions and rest on their laurels. I had to earn my way.

So if one, or two, or a handful of guys sells drugs for their own personal gain and profit who just so happens to be a member of the Hells Angels Motorcycle Club, we want that same consideration.

I am not close to retirement. I still have a lot more that I can achieve. There are younger guys coming into F1, but I am not old and I'm not finished.

Last guys don't finish nice.

I don't ever really notice when guys are hitting on me. I'm oblivious.

I like to listed to the adventurous guys - the Coltranes, Miles Davis, the guys who just let it loose.

Foreign Ministry guys don't become agents. Party officials, the Foreign Ministry nerds, tend not to volunteer to Western intelligence agencies.

Guys would sleep with a bicycle if it had the right color lip gloss on. They have no shame. They're like bull elks in a field.

Some of these guys... I've worked with Ice Cube, I think he's an immensely talented rapper and actor.

For a long time the people at my shows were sort of the Pantera-tattoo trucker guys, really cool dudes, but I don't know what happened to them. That's the crowd that I like, the ones that don't get so offended just to be offended.

I play Orange County drums. I love those guys. I've got a four piece kit.

We don't need refs, but I guess white guys need something to do.

I like guys who are confident but not cocky, who are comfortable with themselves, and who know what they want.