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Shouts & Murmurs

Game Over

By Evan Lian
September 8, 2019
News reporter announces that Walmart is pulling violent video game displays in response to a string of recent shootings.
Magaman suddenly hears a crash.
A villain slams to the ground causing a plume of smoke.
The villain says Behold I am Dr. Wiley's latest creation AR15 Man Your blaster is no match for my assault rifle
Magaman tries to correct AR15 Man about what 'AR' stands for but he is cut off.
AR15 Man shoots Magaman.
Game Over.
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