Thief Dangles From Fence
Here’s the kind of post you get when I’m late for a connecting flight. Good image, though.
2018
Happy Holidays! (Now Get Out of My Courtroom)
Jingle all the way.
Sing, O Muse, of the Paul D. Ryan Bipartisan Arrow-Shaft Taxation Relief Act of 2003
A farewell to Paul Ryan, and also a brief glimpse of how our government works, when it does.
Assorted Stupidity #119
In this episode: Michael Flynn decides to cooperate a little more; the Trump Foundation is shutting down; a deer poacher is sentenced to repeated viewings of Bambi; and so on.
“Quirky” Lawyer Acquitted of Stalking; Concedes He Did “Meow Randomly on Occasion”
The extent of the meowing remains unclear.
Looks Like There’s No Ten-Code for “Officer on Hood of Moving Car”
It seems to happen more often than they anticipated.
Court: No, It Wasn’t “Reasonable” to Lock Grandma Up With Male Inmates
Pretty obviously “at the very core of what the Eighth Amendment prohibits,” in fact.
Wrong “Peter Brown” Brought in for Murder Sentencing Again
This is why you use all three names when referring to criminal defendants.
Scottish Grandpa Claims He Checked “Terrorist” Box on Visa Form by Mistake
Gotcha, “grandpa.”
“Inchworm Bandits” Are Either Idiots or Comedy Geniuses
It’s a fine line sometimes. Rarely, but sometimes.