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Secret Santa (2021)
Bad
This movie is baaad.
The main lead looks like Chano, from Tan Bionica, except he is a nice person and the character doesn't seem to be.
His acting is awful. He lacks authenticity. He says his lines without any emotion, in a mechanic way.
The same happens with the female lead: she's not dressed to work at Secret Santa. That's wardrobe department to blame for. Her hair. The clothes.
Don't get me started on the acting and lack of chemistry.
So predictable it's even boring. And I LOVE Christmas rom coms!!
It's ok if you have it in the background while you do something else.
The script is soooo weak!! The cheesy music!
Don't watch it.
A Biltmore Christmas (2023)
Just PERFECT
There's nothing I don't like about this movie.
It's completely different from the other Hallmark movies.
The plot is a new one!
The actors shine, ALL of them!
The music is just perfect.
The photography is amazing.
The main leads show chemistry!
There's some funny moments! I couldn't stop laughing. Kept me interested through it all.
Costume: spot on!
I could take a look at that beautiful hotel The Biltmore is!
Hallmark did an amazing job with this one!
Definitely THE best movie they ever did.
It's my all time favourite!
Watch it, you will not regret it.
It will keep you glued to the TV.
ENJOY!!!
My Life with the Walter Boys (2023)
Legends of the fall meets Heartland
I've seen this plot before.
It's Legends of the fall meets Heartland teen version with a touch of Little House on the prairie.
The parents are always understanding, know exactly what to say, good looking.
The kids are what they are supposed to be: kids making kids stuff.
They even added a gay couple.
There's little to no drama, the bad guys are loveable and redeem themselves after behaving bad.
The love triangle starts right away: bad good-looking guy vs sweet old country boy. Who will get the girl?
Acting ok. Music good.
One of the actors actually had a part in Heartland! Of course he's the Indian one. Surprise LOL.
Not good nor bad. Watchable.
Middleton Christmas (2020)
Don't waste your time
I don't know where to start.
Bad acting.
Bad script.
Bad photography.
Bad sound.
Bad music.
So bad that it was actually funny.
This movie missed the AMAZING opportunity to talk about transplants. Everything about it was unbelievable, seemed fake.
A girl has an accident, looses both her kidneys and find a donor right away.
No tests, no nothing and voilà ! She gets her kidney.
Plus the adult behaviour was one of a child.
Nothing is clear in this movie.
I watched it until the end to see if it got better, but no. It got worse.
Please don't make the same mistake I did.
Don't watch it.
If you do, you'll regret it.
A Firehouse Christmas (2016)
Sooooo bad
Bad acting. Except for Sadie.
Bad plot.
Bad writing.
Everything's bad.
The mother behaves like a spoilt brat.
The daughter is much more mature.
The father... Well, are you going to let your ex blackmail you!?
What about his firefighter girlfriend!?
The worst movie I've ever had the misfortune of watch.
Not even the music is good!!
The premise was interesting: the movie starts with the couple already made. But then turns into a nightmare.
I felt sorry for the actors.
They have to really need the money to do it!
That bad it is.
Don't waste your time. Do something else.
Awful movie.
Christmas Town (2008)
Incredible bad
I don't know where to start. There's so many wrong things with this movie.
The worst Christmas movie EVER.
Everything is forced.
The characters, the situations, the plot.
A woman meets a man and someone puts a mistletoe above their heads and almost forced her to kiss him!? WTF?!
The kid is SO rude!
I didn't like it at all and I LOVE Christmas movies!!
Of course they end up together!
Nothing is believable.
Low budget but that's not an excuse for the bad script, acting, photography, music and so many etceteras.
It's a pity, because it ruins the spirit of Christmas.
Please don't watch it. It's a waste of time.
Three Wise Men and a Baby (2022)
It's Three men and a baby meet Jerry Maguire in one movie.
A script about 3 men that find a baby. Wow that's original. The French did it first: "Trois hommes et un couffin" which was hilarious!!!
Then the Americans which was also very funny
And now we have this one.
With a beginning just like Jerry Maguire: someone is fired and ask: "who's coming with me"?
It's the revisited version plus Christmas and of course a love story.
But it's also about three men that, in spite of living in the same house, grew apart.
Each character is the exact opposite of the other.
I laughed A LOT.
It's good, entertaining, well acted.
And as in every Hallmark movie, ends well.
Watch it. You will not regret it.
Haul Out the Holly (2022)
AWFUL
Disgusting. Annoying. Unbelievable. Sad.
I can't find anything good to say about this movie. Not even one thing. None.
Emily has no personality, people keep pushing her around and she thinks that's ok?!
That neighborhood is hellish. What kind of place is that!?
I think this is the second time Lacey Chabert plays a character that submits her wishes and dreams to those of a man. What's wrong with Hallmark and successful and married women?!
Boring movie.
The worst movie I've ever seen. Not a single loveable character.
As I watched it the only thing I wanted was for it to end. It made me angry to see how bad people treated Emily.
P.S. I Love You (2007)
Helped me deal with the loss of my husband
When I saw this movie for the first time, I had just lost my husband. His death happened suddenly. I didn't have time to say goodbye.
I was full of questions and couldn't find the answers. I kept asking myself WHY.
And then, I read the book and watched the movie.
And suddenly everything made sense.
The answers to my questions were that sometimes there are things for which there's no explanation.
I love this movie.
I SIMPLY LOVE IT.
The actors, the performances, photography, everything is just perfect.
It's a movie that will help you heal.
The message is of life, love.
That even when your heart is crying, you can heal. That even when you are at your worst, life will prevail.
Enjoy it.
Steal This House (2022)
Don't like it
She's authoritarian, don't listen to her clients and do as she wants.
She thinks she knows better than the people who hire her.
In one episode she decides to paint a room in dark colours and push the clients into thinking it's nice! Sorry to tell you that it's not!
You think you choose, while the reality is that she does.
You have to choose between the two options she gives you: awful both.
I simply can't stand it.
I wonder if the show is about her or the people making renovations to a house they buy? I hope that at least they get it for free; after all she makes all the choices!
There are better shows than this about renovations. Don't bother.
The Town That Came A-Courtin' (2014)
Soo Bad.
It's so bad that it's actually funny.
Grownups behaving like kids.
The kids are way more mature than most of the people.
The plot is totally and completely unbelievable.
The acting sucks.
Lauren Holly has so much botox that her face is devoid of expression.
I love romantic movies. Truly LOVE them. But even me, a huge fan of this movies, find it boring.
I don't mind being predictable, in fact I hope they are; that's why I watch and enjoy them.
But this is way too much about everything.
Over the top, the actors work with what they have and do their best but it's not enough.
I even think there's no director!! That's how bad it is.
Cold Feet at Christmas (2019)
So so
Average rom com.
Average cast the only exception being Nana.
Average music.
Average plot.
Everything in this movie is average.
It's true that it has some funny moments, but that's all.
The only good thing is the photography.
Leads have no chemistry AT ALL.
The same could be said about the sister and the fiancée. She behaves like a child.
And don't get me started on the parents: HOW OLD ARE THEY!? 4?! Taking a priest to marry her daughter when she didn't ask o know about it!?
Very bad movie and let me tell you that I usually love Christmas movies!!
Don't waste your time. Don't watch it.
Go for a walk.
The Noel Diary (2022)
Heartwarming
As always, before watching a movie I read the reviews. Just to know if it's worth my time or not.
In this case, I found the bad reviews unfair.
This is a movie about feelings, about finding yourself, about letting go of the past that's holding you down. About being brave enough to start a new kind of love.
Cheating is about tricking you, convince you that you are in love with someone that you don't. Not about others, but you. The most important thing is to be honest about yourself and true to your feelings. And sometimes you are in a path of discovery and simply have to sort them out. What's wrong about that!?
Love everything about the movie. Left me thinking about lots of stuff.
Love the characters, the acting but Ava...she steals the movie.
Watch it. You won't regret it.
Merry Swissmas (2022)
Liked it
It's an ok Christmas movie. Not the best I've ever seen, but enjoyable.
The photography is the best!
Now let's talk about the acting:
From top to bottom
The kid Hudson Robert Wurster rocks it.
Sweetin is ok.
Rozar always plays the same kind of character, so I don't understand the surprise.
But the worst of all was and will be Mikaela Lily Davies. Her performance was at kindergarten level. Awful!!
Now the plot: the kid's father knew that Sweetin was leaving, since she was an architect that traveld a lot when he invited her to join him and the kid on Christmas activities, but then blamed her for his son's caring for her!? That was ridiculous. She tried to make a child happy.
Watch it but don't expect too much.
P. S: I'm tired of this kind of movie in which the woman has to leave everything behind, even her dreams "for the sake of the family". Are we in 2022 or what?!
That's Amor (2022)
Lovely love story
Lovely and sweet little movie.
Lovely characters.
Lovely plot.
Lovely cooking.
Lovely music.
Lovely acting.
One of my all-time favourites.
Watch it.
Leap Year (2010)
One of my all-time favourites
I simply love it.
I watch it every time I can and laugh my ass off.
It's funny, great acting, chemistry and plot. Plus the scenery!!
Ireland is so beautiful!!
Purple Hearts (2022)
A MUST watch!!!
If you like romantic movies THIS one is just for you.
It has everything: good plot; acting, music, photography.....
The chemistry between the main characters is soooo good!!
Loved it from beginning to end.
'Tis the Season to be Merry (2021)
Love it from beginning to end!!
I simply loved it.
I laughed, cried, went through all the emotions watching this movie.
Travis Van Winkle without a shirt is a must watch. Specially because it's so rare in Hallmark movies to see a man like this.
There are people out there that reads and believe in rules that the ones Merry wrote. And relationships are unpredictable. That's what's great about them. There are no rules.
Follow your hearts.
One of my all time favourites.
Falling Inn Love (2019)
A rom com gone bad.
The actors have no chemistry at all.
The characters behave like spoild children.
Bad acting.
I love romantic comedies, they are predictable, but this is soooo bad that even I can guess the dialogues and situations.
Should I continue?
The only good thing is New Zealand.
F*ck de liefde 2 (2022)
So very bad.
Don't waste your time.
It's soooo bad it hurts. The only good thing is the music and photography.
Bad script, actors, performances....
A couple of funny scenes and that's it.
And I'm the kind of person that loves rom coms!!! But this is neither.
Amor con fianza (2021)
Unbelievably bad
I give it 6 stars because it's so bad that's it's funny.
Monica Naranjo is a great singer, for a host.
She's speakes in the same tone, boring.
The lie detector is a lie in itself.
Some of the girls are drama walking.
The prize is obviously going to be low because the contestants wanted to see the videos. That was the point of showing them.
The Royal Treatment (2022)
Silly little movie
Fake accents. Fake acting.
Everything is fake.
British accents!? Really!?
It's Hallmark but worse
The only good thing is the butler and the photography.
Little Italy (2018)
Sweet little movie
Sweet little movie full of fake accents but still loveable.
Some of the actors give good performances.
"Leave the gumm take the cannolli"!? Really!? 😂😂😂
Watch it. You'll enjoy it.
McLeod's Daughters (2001)
Loved it the first time I saw it.
I found this show on Amazon prime and decided to give it a try.
I saw it a long time ago and loved it.
But found out that it's in SPANISH without the option to English language.
It sounds awful.
And Spanish from Spain!!! It distracts me.
Please put the languages again so we can choose!!
Downton Abbey (2010)
Perfect!!!
I'm so in love with all the characters!!
The music, the acting, the photography all these makes this show perfect.
Can't stop watching.
I even love the characters that are mean.
I laugh, cry, hate.
I go through all the emotions!!!