- Ishamel: One of my clients told me he has a prescription for marijuana. Huh. And it was for back pain. Seems you can get marijuana for almost anything today. Maybe you could get it to taper Jewish guilt.
- Drew: You need to be in this thing all the way. Love is like a fairy tale. Navah is your Cinderella and you're her Prince Charming. You need to focus on the happy ending. That's what I do with Gary. When he gets a little cranky, I just remind him what's important.
- Babykins: What's that?
- Drew: My sweet ass.
- Simon: The irony of documenting a documentary. Actually, if you think about it, I'm documenting a documentary within a documentary. The layers give me shivers.