6 Minutes of Death

Quite possibly the worst community theater "actors" on the planet got together with a seriously deluded writer/director and made this piece of flotsam.....ghastly....hilariously bad acting......incomprehensible plot and script.......uncomfortably inferior writing and delivery of badly written dialogue......apparently, anybody that contributed money to this project was cast in a speaking role....so many characters that it was impossible for continuity......the only good work was the actual camera operation and special effects.....all wasted by community theatre-quality direction......somebody in that cast had big money, because Red Box got paid to put it in their machines....I turned it off after 15 minutes of gawping in wonder....

The list of things wrong with this film is enormous & u should DEFINITELY SEE IT!!! I'm usually merciless on defective films but not this one. Despite amateurish production, hokey parts, frequent poor acting & comic-book editing, u can still see the (almost obscured by 3- Stoogery) creative, unique & interesting plot.

Ciminera's take on the mechanics of the afterlife, demons (who look like ninjas), angels (who look like orderlies) and library books that check u out, all come together in a unique view of what's waiting for us. Even the hokey time limits in the non-living realm hint at the uniqueness of what otherwise could really be a far better film.

Personally, I don't believe they really spent $5k making this movie (more like $250), but I don't really care (u won't either). Somebody MUST give Mr. Ciminera proper funding & professional personnel for the remake of this & his next couple of films. This guy has lots of heart, lots of uniqueness & lots of potential. He's a 1-of-a-kind, impoverished, culturally low rent mix of Rod Serling, the Pope & a Philly Cheese Steak....BUT WITH LOTS OF POTENTIAL!!! Watch him!!!

Okay...me and my wife can really only agree on horror films...and this was the ONLY new movie in the red box. we looked at each other and shrugged..."How bad could it be?" she asked. Dear god! Why? WHY did we even try to watch this? I looked it up online after the...VERY slow 20 minutes...which is all we could stand. The acting...what little there was...not to mention the DAZZLING (Sarcasm) special effects. The budget was $50 grand and it's just a shame it had to go into...that. I know I didn't watch the whole thing...but I have this ability to know if a movie does not capture your interest at the beginning...really get you curious and hooked...there's no point watching after a certain point...sorry.

Wow, what can I say? The acting was not only terrible, but the actors kept forgetting their lines, or stumbling through them making corrections as they went along. I was dumb struck with the lack of period costumes/clothes. It was set in 1860's but you had all kinds of dresses, except the actual hoop skirt dresses of the time. (I seen only one) I seen hair styles, short sleek, modern cuts, other than a few kids with braids or an adult with waist long hair, none of them had the braid, ringlets, and buns worn in the 1800,s. They wore hats from the 1700's, as well as modern style hats. Not the style of bonnets or hair attire worn in the 1800's. I especially loved the sleeping caps worn in church and during the day in public with their short hair sticking out of it. When I seen a guy walking with knicker style pants like worn in the 1600's I burst out laughing. You may be working on a short budget, but come on. Actors need to remember their lines and not say ummmm so much. I just could not get past the mixed period clothes everyone wore. I guess you just needed a long dress to play a part. If it was a modern straight maxi dress from the local clothing store it was OK. I can get past a little period inconsistencies, but this was a constant. I hung on for the first 1/2 hour hoping for any type of improvement in the movie before finally turning it off in disgust.

Waste of money and my time.

I thought oh man it's a new horror movie on red box and it looks creepy. Well goes to show that looks are deceiving. Extremely horrible movie. The actors are downright awful as well as the story line. Which I never found out what it even was. Everyone who played part in the movie has got to be deeply ashamed. I maybe watched 15 minutes and honestly thought it was a joke. I wish I would of looked on here first and have saw the obvious awful rating. Folding laundry and brushing my teeth was more entertaining than this barf. Worst movie I have saw in years. So please don't waste your dollar at red box because it's not even worth a dollar. I wouldn't even accept if it was given to me.