Episode list

Papa Stro seeks out his enchanted projector from the sorceress, Malessandre. Unbeknownst to him, the machine has been sabotaged. After retrieving the demonic device he attempts his first incarnation while watching "The Wolfman." However, instead of a lycan legion, he summons the clueless Werebeast, Wolfgang, who is more interested in a nap and snack than overthrowing civilization.

Stro, with his projector repaired, debuts the legendary, "Nosferatu," hoping the infamous vamp will arrive, bringing with him a bloodsucking brigade. However, that abominable aspiration is quickly vanquished as Bella Lugosi, the entitled emo succubus, shows up instead. And for this supernatural social injustice warrior, being triggered is a larger threat than any stake, cross, or garlic clove.

A bored Wolfgang accidently summons zombie chefs "Sue E" and Grandma while viewing the George Romero Classic, "Night of the Living Dead." Upon discovering Wolfgang's beastly blunder, Stro finds the only way to rid himself of these uninvited ghoulish guests is to host a Hex Kitchen cook off to decide a vomitous victor.

A giant Kaiju should solve the problem, or so our sinister sorcerer believes. Thinking he has once again, repaired his powerful projector, Stro attempts to summon the colossally terrifying turtle by viewing, "Gamera: The Giant Monster." Instead, he brings forth the most moronic character to date; an Abnormal Adolescent Semi-Coordinated Tortoise named Al Fredo who believes he may be the greatest martial artist to ever have existed. His size is unimpressive compared to the reptilian titan Stro was seeking, but what this mutant is lacking in monstrosity he makes up in delusion.