- Maddie Kelly: Tomorrow I'm marrying Paul Kennedy.
- James Thomas: Because you asked him.
- Maddie Kelly: Wait, so what? You think a woman can't ask a man to marry her?
- James Thomas: No, of course not. But if you were my girlfriend, I wouldn't have waited. I'd have asked you first.
- Maddie Kelly: Oh, wow. This place looks like a fairy tale
- [admires the Kennedy mansion]
- Kory Kennedy: Except around here, if you lose your shoe at midnight, you're just drunk.
- Heather: Are you sure you're okay?
- Maddie Kelly: Yeah, of course. Of course I'm okay. I'm marrying Paul Kennedy.
- James Thomas: You couldn't convince anyone else to give you their bag?
- Maddie Kelly: As a matter of fact, my bag is missing, but they're going to call me when they find it.
- James Thomas: Well, if you're in need of boxer shorts, you know who to ask.
- Paul Kennedy: Well, I feel like it's time we take our relationship to the next level
- Maddie Kelly: Oh Paul, I don't know what to say. I feel exactly the same way.
- James Thomas: If you just look at the tag, you'll see.
- Maddie Kelly: I don't need to look at the tag. I know my own bag, so let go.
- James Thomas: I'm not letting go of my bag.
- [suitcase pops open as they both pull]
- Maddie Kelly: See? Look, my favorite plaid skirt!
- [realizes she picked up his boxer shorts]
- James Thomas: Are you sure those are your size?
- Emma Taylor: It's like we had this immediate connection.
- Maddie Kelly: Well, Em, you can't take it too seriously. Paul's a famous person; he's used to making people feel special.
- Emma Taylor: Well, he signed my book.
- Maddie Kelly: Paul signs a lot of books
- Emma Taylor: With his phone number?
- James Thomas: Maybe you'll be lucky enough to catch the bouquet.
- Maddie Kelly: What makes you think I want to get married?
- James Thomas: Nothing. It was just a joke, apparently a bad one.