Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked (2011)

Justin Long: Alvin

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Quotes 

• Brittany : Of course. That's why the water was so hot. It's being heated by an underground magma chamber.

  Alvin : How do you know that?

  Brittany : I have no idea the place where I get my nails done always has the science channel on maybe I accidentally paid attention.

• Alvin : Simon!

  Brittany : Uh... Alvin? You're starting to sound like Dave.

  Alvin : [gasps]  Nooooooooooo!

• [first lines] 

  Theodore (singing voice) , Simon (singing voice) , The Chipettes (singing voice) : [sing Vacation] 

  Dave : One, two, three... Guys.

  Dave : Guys freeze.

  [stoping music Vacation] 

  Simon , Theodore , Eleanor , Jeanette , Brittany : [sighs] 

  Dave : Where's Alvin?

  Alvin : Hi, Dave!

• Alvin : We're alive! We're alive!

  Brittany : Good, 'cause now I'm going to kill you!

• Alvin : I think I know why Dave hasn't come.

  Brittany : You do? Why?

  Alvin : 'Cause he's not even looking.

  Brittany : Alvin, why wouldn't he be looking for us?

  Alvin : Because I drive him crazy. you know the way Simon's been driving me crazy? I mean, that's what I've been doing to Dave for years. No wonder he hates me.

  [sigh] 

  Brittany : Oh, don't worry, Alvin. I'm sure Dave will come. I mean, he certainly loves Simon and Theodore.

• Zoe : [Simon and Theodore are bungee jumping]  We're having the best time. Why did you have to show up and be so uptight?

  Alvin : Me, uptight? I'm not the uptight one. I'm the fun one. The cool one. Ask anyone!

  Zoe : Who should I ask?

• Brittany : Since I'm not the pretty one anymore, maybe I should build a shelter too.

  Alvin : Yeah, good luck with that.

  Brittany : You think I can't do it?

  Alvin : Hey, I didn't say that, Brit. I thought it, but I didn't say it.

• Alvin : Guys, we're chipmunks! We're used to living in the wild!

  Brittany : Uh, no. We're chipmunks that used to be used to living in the wild!

• Alvin : [as James Bond]  I like my tail shaken, not stirred.

• [last lines] 

  Alvin : Thank you for Air Alvin chose. Have a nice flight.

  Flight Attendant : Please be seated. We go off. Now sit.

  Dave : But, he's that...

  Flight Attendant : Sit!

  Dave : Be careful.

  [Dave jumps and falling on soft drinks] 

  Dave : [Dave yelling]  ALVIN!

• Brittany : Alvin, Alvin! Simon and Theodore are gone.

  Alvin : They probably just went to get stuff for the shelter. It's all the guy can talk about.

  [yawns] 

  Brittany : Still, it's not like them to wander off like that. Could you please go look for them?

  Alvin : Why can't you?

  Brittany : Uh, I have a situation of my own to deal with, Alvin.

  Alvin : Oh, right. How is Eleanor doing?

  Brittany : What? She's fine. I'm talking about me. It's been two days since my last bath and I am a mess! I can't get rescued looking like this.

  [strands of her hair flick up] 

  Alvin : [rolls his eyes]  Oy.

• Alvin : You can follow me on Critter.

• Alvin : Oh, my acorns!

• Simone : [swings on a vine]  J'arrive.

  [he lands in front of the Chipettes] 

  Simone : Enchanté mademoiselles. A kiss.

  [kisses Brittany's hand] 

  Simone : A kiss.

  [kisses Eleanor's hand] 

  Simone : And a...

  [looks at Jeanette by surprise] 

  Simone : Hehe, a kiss.

  [kisses Jeanette's hand] 

  Jeanette : Oh.

  Brittany : [turns to Alvin]  What's gotten into him?

  Alvin : Spider venom. Yeah, yeah, he thinks he's some sort of fun-loving French dude.

  Brittany : Really?

  Alvin : Now he thinks he's...

  [imitates Simone] 

  Alvin : The most interesting munk in the world.

• [as Simone is kissing Jeanette on her hand] 

  Alvin : Simon? Simon. Simone?

  Simone : Oui?

  Alvin : I think we should get to work on that shelter.

  Simone : Pourquoi? I cannot imagine a better roof over our heads than the stars in the sky.

  Alvin : What about the kind of roof over our head that actually a roof? It's going to rain!

  Simone : What is a little rain, hmm?

  [lifts Jeanette's chin to look at her] 

  Simone : We cherish the water for it is the water that nurtures the flower.

  Alvin : Okay. This is crazy! Building a shelter was your idea. Yours!

  [the rain starts to pour] 

  Alvin : Oh, great. Great! All right, guys, we're gonna build a shelter. I need everyone's help. Let's go.

  Eleanor : I'll try. But I feel so useless.