- George: Ladies and gentlemen. We are spending the weekend at THE Camp Crystal Lake.
- Ed: This is so fucking cool!
- Ginny: The camp from Friday The 13th? Really?
- George: Yes. Tonight!
- Eli: That place EXISTS?
- George: It exists. It's an actual working Boy Scouts camp. The local police actually patrol the road to keep people away. But the kids are all gone for the season, so I rented it.