I'm Not Apologising for Anything You Dirty, Dirty Smear Merchants

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2019
1m

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Carl Benjamin and Count Dankula in I'm Not Apologising for Anything You Dirty, Dirty Smear Merchants (2019)

Sargon of Akkad (Carl Benjamin) and Count Dankula (Mark Meechan) tear the media a new one in this classic film. The movie centers around the pair in an interview, where they do not hold back... Read allSargon of Akkad (Carl Benjamin) and Count Dankula (Mark Meechan) tear the media a new one in this classic film. The movie centers around the pair in an interview, where they do not hold back and tell the journalists how they really feel, with Sargon of Akkad's famous quote giving... Read allSargon of Akkad (Carl Benjamin) and Count Dankula (Mark Meechan) tear the media a new one in this classic film. The movie centers around the pair in an interview, where they do not hold back and tell the journalists how they really feel, with Sargon of Akkad's famous quote giving the film its name.

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- Carl Benjamin
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- Carl Benjamin
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Carl Benjamin

Self - Speaker
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Liz Phillips

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Gerard Batten

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(archive footage)
(uncredited)

Count Dankula

Self
(archive footage)
(uncredited)

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10thetrocch

Want a great moment for meme history

This moment when Carl Benjamin aka Sargon of Akkad called out the press for what they've become is a great moment in meme history

10george_winsor

The best slam poetry I've watched in my life

This man, nay, this Legend has absolutely turned the world upside down for so many people in this one moment. A shining example of the best that slam poetry can possibly be, a tour de force and unmitigated success. Carl Benjamin is a shining Beacon of Hope, righteousness, and all that is virile yet, not toxic, masculinity in its purest form.

10williamhinrichsen

Best film of 2019

A truly groundbreaking piece of work. I don't want to provide spoilers, so I will just say that viewing this film was one of the most fulfilling experiences of my life. Cook yourself a plate of tender chicken cuisine and rest your feet upon your favorite Sargon senpai pillow - you're in for a treat.

10odiedodieuk

Get Bent.

Changed my life.

Don't want to spoil too much but keep your eyes open for the subtle homo eritocism between Sargon and Dankula.

**chefs kiss**

You'll laugh. You'll cry. You'll realise that the mainstream media are a bunch of unclean unclean, spread peddlers.

The movie would have gotten a perfect 10 from me but it was lacking in a kid friendly mascot, a small dog or Pug perhaps.

9/10. Would smash.

10memotype

Breathtaking!

The pacing, build up and climactic ending make the 1 minute and 2 second film totally worth it! I bought 1,776 copies of this film to give out as gifts. This is the kind of film that will make you believe, not only in yourself, but in the power of righteousness and meme magic!