- Gavern Wilson: When was the last time you saw Mr. Austin?
- Robot: [imprinted with Fred Sloan's memories] Mister? You mean Colonel Austin, don't ya? Steve would cringe if anybody would call him mister. He's all airforce, there's not a drop of mister in him. The last time I saw my buddy Steve Austin was on the tennis court this morning.
- Gavern Wilson: [watching on monitors of what the Robot picks up] The reception's quite good, considering the distance.
- Dr. Dolenz: Naturally, we're bouncing off the satellite I leased.
- Col. Steve Austin: [the robot posting as Fred Sloan has driven a car off the road] Well, that was fun.
- Robot: I'm sorry Steve, I got a cramp in my foot.
- Major Frederick Sloan: [Steve has beaten Fred at tennis] I never though I'd see the day you'd beat me three straight sets.
- Col. Steve Austin: Well, you've still got your memories, Fred.