Johnny 'K' Kelly: [Johnny wetting his comb in the baptismal font and combing his hair]
Duncan 'Mac: Didn't anybody ever tell you how to behave in church?
Johnny 'K' Kelly: I never took too good to Sunday School.
Duncan 'Mac: Oh yeah, I forgot, Johnny K, going to be the toughest guy in the neighborhood.
Johnny 'K' Kelly: Oh, not just the neighborhood, MacLeod. Luca found out the hard way. I got three grand for taking him out. Should have seen him, down on his knees, begging, wail like a little baby, crying. I popped him and three of his goofs just for the hell of it.
Duncan 'Mac: You felt nothing.
Johnny 'K' Kelly: You kidding me? I felt great. I felt... I felt like God. I am the master of life and death.
Duncan 'Mac: No no no no, you're a pathetic little punk, Johnny.
Johnny 'K' Kelly: Watch your mouth, MacLeod.
Duncan 'Mac: You know how I know what a big guy you are? I asked your friends, oh no I'm sorry, you don't have any friends do you?
Johnny 'K' Kelly: You know what? I don't need anybody, I don't need friends, I don't need women, and I especially don't need you. All I want is my money.
Duncan 'Mac: Oh no, I left my wallet in my other pocket.
Duncan 'Mac: [Pulls out some change]
Duncan 'Mac: Will this do?
Johnny 'K' Kelly: [Johnny tries to grab the change]
Duncan 'Mac: Not fast enough.
Johnny 'K' Kelly: You're a regular comedian aren't you? Hey funny guy, you know many guys I killed, funny man, funny boy? You know how many?, 249. You don't get it, do you?
Duncan 'Mac: [Duncan grabs Johnny by the throat] No, you don't get it, little man. You don't play by the rules, then we play another game. Okay? Now run along little man.
Duncan 'Mac: [Duncan lets Johnny go]
Johnny 'K' Kelly: [Johnny threatens Duncan] You're a dead man, MacLeod.
Duncan 'Mac: [Duncan being sarcastic] I'm scared.
Johnny 'K' Kelly: [Johnny walks off, threatening Duncan] You're dead. Dead man!