- Claire Colburn: So you failed. Alright you really failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You think I care about that? I do understand. You wanna be really great? Then have the courage to fail big and stick around. Make them wonder why you're still smiling.
- Claire Colburn: Sadness is easier because its surrender. I say make time to dance alone with one hand waving free.
- Drew Baylor: No true fiasco ever began as a quest for mere adequacy. A motto of the British Special Air Force is: 'Those who risk, win.' A single green vine shoot is able to grow through cement. The Pacific Northwestern salmon beats itself bloody on it's quest to travel hundreds of miles upstream against the current, with a single purpose, sex of course, but also... life
- (text written on a cloth above the stage): If it wasn't this... it'd be something else.
- [first lines]
- Dock Worker: [receiving returning good] Welcome back, boys.
- Drew Baylor: As somebody once said, there's a difference between a failure and a fiasco. A failure is simply the non-present of success. Any fool can accomplish failure. But a fiasco, a fiasco is a disaster of mythic proportions. A fiasco is a folktale told to others, that makes other people feel more... alive. Because it didn't happen to them.
- Claire Colburn: Welcome to the annual meeting of people who annually meet, and we'll see ya'll next year.
- Drew Baylor: I'm gonna have to call you back...
- Heather Baylor: Okay, just dial HELL and I'll answer.
- Claire Colburn: You're an artist, man. Your job is to break through barriers. Not accept blame and bow and say thank you, I'm a loser, I'll go away now. Oh, Phil's mean to me, whaa, whaa, So what.
- Drew Baylor: I don't cry.
- Claire Colburn: You want to be *really* great? Then have the courage to fail big and stick around. Make 'em wonder why you're still smiling. That's true greatness to me. But don't listen to me, I'm a Claire.
- Claire Colburn: I don't know a lot about everything, but I do know a lot about the part of everything that I know, which is people.
- Claire Colburn: To have never taken a solitary road trip across country? I mean everybody's got to take a road trip, at least once in their lives. Just you and some music.
- Hollie Baylor: We were complete opposites and it worked. And something happened between us that was not part of the plan... we were in love.
- Drew Baylor: Because we have a moment here, let me tell you that I have recently become a secret connoisseur of 'last looks'. You know the way people look at you when they believe it's for the last time? I've started collecting these looks.
- Claire Colburn: What they say is, it *will* hit you, it could be ten minutes or it could be ten years from now.
- Jessie Baylor: I teach my kids about the things that really matter. I will teach them about Abraham Lincoln and Ronnie Van Zandt, because they are equally important in my house.
- Claire Colburn: I've spent so much time thinking about all the answers to the problem, that I forget what the problem *actually* was.
- [from trailer]
- Hollie Baylor: Don't expect to be making any friends.
- Heather Baylor: Drew doesn't have friends, Mom.
- Drew Baylor: I have friends!
- Drew Baylor: You know, there is nothing greater than deciding in your life that things maybe really are black and white! And this guy Ben, who clearly takes you for granted, who serially takes advantage of you, is bad! And what I'm saying is good! See what I mean? You shouldn't be the substitute for anybody. This guy should be right here, right now, doing this
- [kisses Claire]
- Drew Baylor: .
- Claire Colburn: You know, You're always trying to break up with me, and we're not even together.
- Drew Baylor: I know... We're not?
- Drew Baylor: So what are you doing right now?
- Claire Colburn: [referring to Drew] I'm checking out this cute guy...
- Drew Baylor: [disgusted face] Why are you telling me that?
- Claire Colburn: Hey, you're only 45 minutes away. You wanna meet halfway and see the sunrise? At this point it's probably easier to stay up!
- Drew Baylor: You think so?
- Claire Colburn: I think that's what "they" say!
- Hollie Baylor: A few days after Mitch died I was walking through the yard and I saw our neighbor who was a very good friend of Mitch's, Bob, and he saw me coming through the gate, and he said, "I am so sorry for your loss." And I knew that he needed to feel that loss, too, and to share it, and I wanted to help him. And he put his arms around me, he cradled me, and his embrace tighted. Finally, here was somebody who truly cared. And then, I felt something else.
- [audience starts laughing]
- Hollie Baylor: Some-thing huge.
- [the laughing gets harder, Drew and Heather look embarrassed]
- Hollie Baylor: Let's just say it, let's just say it. A BONER!
- Drew Baylor: Beautiful night, does it ever cool off?
- Jessie Baylor: No, this time of year its hotter than the hinges of hell, we got stars though...
- [from trailer]
- Drew Baylor: [embracing] Please don't take this as rejection.
- Claire Colburn: I really don't.
- text on an urn: KISS Forever