Gilmore Girls (2000–2007)
Edward Herrmann: Richard Gilmore
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Quotes
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Emily : You were on the phone?
Richard : Long distance.
Lorelai : God?
Richard : London.
Lorelai : God lives in London?
Richard : My mother lives in London.
Lorelai : Your mother is God?
Richard : Lorelai...
Lorelai : So, God *is* a woman.
Richard : Lorelai.
Lorelai : *And* a relative. That's so cool. I'm gonna totally ask for favors.
Richard : Make her stop.
Rory : Oh, that I could.
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Richard : Now, did anyone ever to tell you to picture the audience in their underwear? Well, don't do it. I did it once and I had nightmares for a week. Bulgarians in Speedos.
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Richard : [Walking into Dining Room] Sorry, I left work early today. Apparently it caused everyone's IQ to drop 60 points.
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Richard : If my wife wants the first cup of tea, she is going to get the first cup of tea.
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Emily : I'm sorry. You were on the phone?
Richard : Long distance.
Lorelai : God?
Richard : London.
Lorelai : God lives in London?
Richard : My mother lives in London.
Lorelai : Your mother is God?
Richard : Lorelai.
Lorelai : So, God *is* a woman.
Richard : Lorelai.
Lorelai : *And* a relative. That's so cool. I'm gonna totally ask for favors.
Richard : Make her stop.
Rory : Oh, that I could.
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Richard : How's he supposed to... after being out all night with some cheap tramp?
Alan : Knowing Henry, she wasn't cheap.