Emmanuelle: First Contact

The Emmanual in Space films are happily shown regularily on the Cinemax late night series. Krystal Allen is in all of them, and as the viewers below have commented is astonishingly beautiful. She also has a homepage on the web where you can download quite a bit of info about her. A well rounded, wholesome type, married with children, she offers pics of herself free and doesn't charge as others in this genre often do. Landon Hall is another person like that. Others offer pics of themselves but only for money (money is written all over this game). An admirable person. She gives an address where you can write to her but that is just a PR device and you'd probably receive only a standard reply acknowledging your letter. That's OK, I don't expect her to tell me she had lox on a bagel for lunch.

Knowing all this about her it's hard to believe she does all those simulated sex scenes with such gusto. A sign of the professional I guess.

I just have to comment on this movie because I gave it a 4 rating, and in my opinion that's pretty high for a softporn smut movie. The actual plot is kind of hokey (who would expect otherwise) but Hafron is so incredibly funny, and he delivers everything in a cyborgish voice so it's easy for him. Whoever wrote the script had some wit definitely! I must have laughed out loud ten times, and that's not a reason anyone would pick up this movie. The only softporn movie I've seen which had any merit other than beautiful women (and believe me, Emmanuelle is drop dead gorgeous...just look at the cover!)

Any movie that can entertain me considering how poor the plot was and how bad the acting is, also considering the movie wasn't made to artistically entertain, so to speak, it gets at least a four in my book. I mean, who wouldn't watch this before Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot?

Okay, the only reason I watched this movie is because Krista Allen is in it. Since I admit to watching Days of our lives... I know her as Billie. Oh sure, perhaps there will be a reason to watch this movie.. that would be the soft porn area. They seem to exel at that. And little else. I would hope anyone renting/buying this movie rented it only for the sex scene's. Because if they bought/rented it for anything else, say quality tv, they may die of a heart attack. This movie involves little imagination whatsoever. While I do have a good laugh at it's stupidity, and perhaps I'll buy it myself, I am but a fool. Rent before you buy on this one. 2 out of 10. (note I have yet to give a movie a 1 star. the sensual scene's alone gave itself and up from a 1. if they hadn't a straight 1 in the pot and I want a refund if it hadn't.)

If you were disappointed with the bad editing job in First Contact, then you'll love this one. Show's a hell of alot more Krista Allen than you can possibly take in.

Now of course, anyone expecting a plot out of this movie is gonna die of shock.

But to enjoy this film you have to be 1. love this sort of film 2. really want to see Krista Allen very nude and 3. Ignore the fact that she'd rather have this part of her life buried. Which I can understand, but you've got to learn to live with your mistakes. (off subject a little, why Tori Amos doesn't want her Y Kant Tori Read album out is beyond me. Sure it was bad times, but I wouldn't want my past to rule me.) This is of course the unrated DVD version.

5/10

Quality 2/10 Entertainment: 9/10 Replayable: 40/10 ;)

This is not a new film. It is a re-cut of 1994's "Emmanuelle, Queen of the Galaxy", and it has been significantly truncated. Warning: Many characters appear in the credits that have been cut from the movie!

If you want to see this one in its original form, pick up "Queen" - avoid this one at all costs, as the cuts make it even choppier than it was originally.