One-Trick Pony (1980)
Allen Garfield: Cal van Damp
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Jonah : Hey. Cal van Damp. What's the good word with you?
Cal van Damp : Well, you're the bright boy, I figured you'd know.
Jonah : Steatopygous.
Cal van Damp : What?
Jonah : Steatopygous. It means 'a large rump... a fat ass.'
Cal van Damp : Why is that the good word?
Jonah : Well it's like, see- What if I was- If I was to say to you, "Cal, you have a very fat ass." You could be offended. But if I say, "Hey! Good evening, Cal! You sure look steatopygous!" Then you don't know what the fuck I'm talking about, do ya?
Cal van Damp : Hope you don't have any plans for getting your records played on any radio stations.
Jonah : Not really, no.
Cal van Damp : Well you shouldn't, 'cause you won't get any.