- Mademoiselle Gloria: Well I wish you'd drop in and look over my lingerie sometime.
- J. Chalmers 'Pressure' Maxwell: Well, you drop in sometime and look over my trunks.
- J. Chalmers 'Pressure' Maxwell: [picking up sample] Crocodile?
- Homer Bigelow: No, alligator.
- J. Chalmers 'Pressure' Maxwell: [tossing away sample] Oh, domestic.
- Jug Martin: Hey, Pressure, why didn't she ever write me all that time we were in prison?
- J. Chalmers 'Pressure' Maxwell: Well. maybe it's because she knows you can't read.
- Jug Martin: I never thought of that.
- Jug Martin: Pressure?
- J. Chalmers 'Pressure' Maxwell: Yeah?
- Jug Martin: What have we got to lose? If we go in with Leo and get caught, we're back in time for the Elmira game. Hunh?
- J. Chalmers 'Pressure' Maxwell: Ha, you're flannel-brained.
- Jug Martin: All right, I still think he's got somethin' hot.
- J. Chalmers 'Pressure' Maxwell: Yeah, he's got somethin' hot all right! Yeah, a comfortable chair upholstered with wire!
- J. Chalmers 'Pressure' Maxwell: [to the warden on his parole] I'm prepared to meet society, but is society prepared to meet me?
- Jug Martin: Hey, fellas. look! Let's crack that bank on Sixth Avenue, huh?
- J. Chalmers 'Pressure' Maxwell: You say that once again, and I'm gonna crack that skull of yours on Seventh Avenue.
- Jug Martin: [Talking about the bank] Listen, this is a pushover. Leo told us the vault was in the cellar and it's put together with glue!
- Weepy Davis: Hallelujah! I ain't had my hands on a vault in close to a decade!
- J. Chalmers 'Pressure' Maxwell: Oh, cut it, cut it, you goons! None of that Jesse James stuff! This situation calls for strategy.
- Mr. Aspinwall: We'd like to break through that wall as soon as possible.
- 'Pressure' Maxwell: So would we.
- Third Customer: Do you sell luggage here?
- 'Pressure' Maxwell: Oh no. We just keep the merchandise around for laughs.