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If These Porches Could Talk

  • 2019
  • 1h 15m
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Marlene Cupit, Martha Arrington, Holly Ward, and Sadie Hebert in If These Porches Could Talk (2019)
https://www.facebook.com/porchesmovie/ - Our first trailer for IF THESE PORCHES COULD TALK, the second installment of our Porches and Private Eyes movie series. 

Our film premieres August 2nd in Brookhaven, Mississippi followed by a theatrical tour around the Southeastern United States. 

This trailer was written and edited by Tony Pellum. The film was written, produced, directed by Travis Mills and shot by Jared Kovacs. 

If These Porches Could Talk is the second installment in our Porches and Private Eyes movie series. This time, it's Halloween and our Southern Belles are deep in pursuit of the supernatural!

While our trio are dining at their favorite lunch spot, Porches Restaurant of course, Patsy (Marlene Cupit) is arrested by the new sheriff (Kelly Porter) as an accomplice in an attempted murder. And who might have been killed, or "almost killed"? The husband of her best friend Jenny (Holly Bonney)! Now, Patsy's husband Randall is in jail, accused of the crime, and Brennan, the victim, is in the hospital in a coma! Something must be wrong and it's up to small town detective Ann (Sadie Hebert) to figure it out. When another innocent bystander gets "almost killed" in Hattiesburg, the mystery hits the road from there to Natchez, Port Gibson, and Yazoo City. With the help of their mysterious new friend Ben Pickers (Bill Perkins) and old buddies like Charlotte (Martha Arrington), the ladies are in for quite a fun, spooky ride!

For more information, please visit
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The ladies are back for more mysterious fun in this sequel to the hit comedy/mystery Porches and Private Eyes.The ladies are back for more mysterious fun in this sequel to the hit comedy/mystery Porches and Private Eyes.The ladies are back for more mysterious fun in this sequel to the hit comedy/mystery Porches and Private Eyes.

  • Director
    • Travis Mills
  • Writer
    • Travis Mills
  • Stars
    • Holly Ward
    • Marlene Cupit
    • Malcolm Cupit
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  • IMDb RATING
    6.1/10
    47
    YOUR RATING
    • Director
      • Travis Mills
    • Writer
      • Travis Mills
    • Stars
      • Holly Ward
      • Marlene Cupit
      • Malcolm Cupit
    • 2User reviews
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  • Videos4

    If These Porches Could Talk - Comedy/Mystery Movie Trailer
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    If These Porches Could Talk - Comedy/Mystery Movie Trailer
    Investigatin' at the Hattiesburg Saenger Theater - IF THESE PORCHES COULD TALK
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    Investigatin' at the Hattiesburg Saenger Theater - IF THESE PORCHES COULD TALK
    Investigatin' at the Hattiesburg Saenger Theater - IF THESE PORCHES COULD TALK
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    Investigatin' at the Hattiesburg Saenger Theater - IF THESE PORCHES COULD TALK
    "Work That Body! Make Sure You Don't Hurt Nobody!" - IF THESE PORCHES COULD TALK
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    "Work That Body! Make Sure You Don't Hurt Nobody!" - IF THESE PORCHES COULD TALK
    Bali Lamas -"Tiki Torture" - Featuring Scenes from If These Porches Could Talk
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    Bali Lamas -"Tiki Torture" - Featuring Scenes from If These Porches Could Talk

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    Holly Ward
    Holly Ward
    • Jenny
    • (as Holly Bonney)
    Marlene Cupit
    Marlene Cupit
    • Patsy
    Malcolm Cupit
    • Randall
    Caleb Ivy
    Caleb Ivy
    • Brennan
    Emily Miller
    • Mail Carrier…
    Sadie Hebert
    Sadie Hebert
    • Ann Margaret
    Travis Mills
    Travis Mills
    • Man
    Bandit Mills
    • Dog
    Kim Caves
    • Server
    Kelly Porter
    Kelly Porter
    • Sheriff Tanner
    Andrew Montgomery
    • Sheriff's Deputy
    Paul Rejon
    • Sheriff's Deputy
    Bill Perkins
    Bill Perkins
    • Ben Pickers
    James Minter
    • Jimmy Preston
    Martha Arrington
    • Charlotte
    Katie Sproles
    • Jordan
    McLain Boyd
    • Brock
    Jeffrey Thomas
    • Marcus
    • Director
      • Travis Mills
    • Writer
      • Travis Mills
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    2barbdelorme

    Just beyond horrible

    Couldn't even finish watching the first 15 minutes! Horrible "acting"! OMG! Blech!!
    6punisherversion1

    A silly parade of Southern small town caricatures

    If These Porches Could Talk Written and directed by Travis Mills

    Now I have to say this and get it out of the way right out of the gate, I have not seen the original. This is a sequel. Does this mean I'm going to be confused about what is taking place? No not at all. This features the original characters(some played by different actors) but it is a different self contained story. It can be enjoyed without watching the original.

    The other thing that I have to mention is getting into the tone of this film right from the get go. This is an over the top comedic silly film. It was clearly designed that way. It was designed to play on character archetypes and really amp up the wild bug eyed comic intensity. If you understand that, you might be able to go along for the ride. Of course this means watching more than 5 minutes.

    The porch ladies are off to clear the name of Patsy Lynn(Marlene Cupit) and her husband. There have been serious murders and attempted murders targeting theater owners particularly in small town Mississippi. That is one of the things I have to praise this movie on. The small town feel is just superb. I feel the sense of community. I feel and understand the culture of everyone knowing each other and how that level of intimacy can breed potential contempt especially in times of crisis. I also liked when the movie brought in elements of the supernatural and the local legends. It sprinkles in verisimilitude and character to the town and the people.

    With that said it is very over the top. I know I said that before but I need to emphasize that again. The facial expressions are exaggerated. The comedy is building on spooks and southern customs. I didn't find much of it funny though. Heightened expressions and responses to situations usually only work in actual animation. I saw what they were trying for but it was landing with a bit of a thud.

    I did like the performances from Sadie Hebert. I worked with her on a movie that didn't finish. I thought she had chops then. She does her best to work as this character. She carries this movie as she is the driving force behind solving the case. Holly Bonney also embodies the put upon wife pretty well. She carries it in her eyes. The stress of her husband being laid up in a hospital not knowing what might happen and the loyalty to her friends has her torn. She doesn't know whom to believe. She wants everything to go back to normal. You can tell she wants that more than anything. Marlene Cupit embodies what you think the matriarch of a big Southern family is like. She is full of life and boisterous. She carries the comedy well. She is definitely one of the standouts as well.

    I'm not a fan of Travis Mills as a director. I despised Blood Country and only hated Cornbread Cosa Nostra but this one was pretty alright. This is certainly my favorite of his. I could understand where the story was going so that's a perk. I would recommend seeing it. It is available to stream on Amazon Prime. They don't make many movies like this. I give this one a C.

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      The story of the Witch of Yazoo is s true local legend. The cemetery scenes at the witch's grave were actually filmed at the grave at the Glenwood Cemetary in Yazoo City, MS. Willie Morris' grave is just adjacent to the witch.
    • Connections
      References Magnum, P.I. (1980)

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    • Release date
      • August 2, 2019 (United States)
    • Country of origin
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