Don't Bette on it......
Cutesy poo to the max even with a brain tumor.
BEACHES with a cake thrown in makes this a crumby affair of two female pals to try to bait men in bars by baking cakes and handing out slices. What's wrong with this picture?
Would bars and other venues actually allow people to bring in cakes and hand them out for free? Seems doubtful. And while this plot issue is never addressed, what about the female perp date rapist? I guess it's OK if the perp is a female?
The only ones in this film who come off as real are the parents played by Martha Kelley and Ron Livingston. All the others are duds.
And what's with Bette Midler in this nothing role? It's basically just a cameo and serves no purpose.
Watch this 2-hour dirge and you'll be screaming at the screen DIE! DIE ALREADY! .... even before the tumor shows up!
BEACHES with a cake thrown in makes this a crumby affair of two female pals to try to bait men in bars by baking cakes and handing out slices. What's wrong with this picture?
Would bars and other venues actually allow people to bring in cakes and hand them out for free? Seems doubtful. And while this plot issue is never addressed, what about the female perp date rapist? I guess it's OK if the perp is a female?
The only ones in this film who come off as real are the parents played by Martha Kelley and Ron Livingston. All the others are duds.
And what's with Bette Midler in this nothing role? It's basically just a cameo and serves no purpose.
Watch this 2-hour dirge and you'll be screaming at the screen DIE! DIE ALREADY! .... even before the tumor shows up!
- drednm
- Sep 8, 2023