Final Curtain

Narrator: I cannot tell where space ends, and the auditorium walls begin. But, do I really want to know? Something deep from within my very being draws me from this stage... I must see the floors above, to enter into the costume rooms, the scenery rooms, the make-up rooms, all those rooms where one may change his appearance to any character nameable.

[ominous thunderclap]

Narrator: And unnameable.