Domination of The Becoming

I firmly believe that After Last Season is the worst film ever made. Other than that, however, I don't have much of a hierarchy for my least favorite films - at least I didn't until now. Domination of the Becoming is easily the second-worst movie I've ever seen.

This film has everything you could ever throw into a post-apocalyptic movie - vampires, zombies, vampire-zombies, vampire-demons, angels in human form, an abandoned backstory about the mark of the beast, prostitutes!, vague impressions of potentially being a Christian film, every kind of continuity error imaginable, a first act SO TERRIBLY EDITED THAT IT PHYSICALLY HURTS YOU, and an opening title card that says, "7 years later." 7 YEARS LATER FROM WHAT???

I haven't been able to track down a solid number for the budget, but I saw one estimate that said $500,000. And yes, I'm writing out the whole number with every zero intact so that you can marvel at the insanity of that budget to quality ratio. That number may be wrong, but even if it is, spending any money on the creation of this film would be a travesty.

This is streaming on Prime, and I desperately want to recommend it for the spectacle of its sheer ineptitude. However, each stream generates revenue for the filmmakers, so please - use your preferred shady method of obtaining the film if at all possible. These people don't deserve your money for birthing the gnarliest dumpster-baby imaginable.