The Plan

Not only is the movie poorly written, plagued by silted and on-the-nose dialogue, but it's also in English. The actors are all Italian, with varying degrees of accent, so the use of Google translate or whatever program they accessed to tweak their 'English', makes this an even more difficult film to watch. The movie, although basically plot-less and non-sensical, would be have much better off if they stuck to their mother tongue and subtitles. It would not have saved this film by any means, but I may have added a star.

The location is decent enough, a castle in Italy, that's what initially pulled me in, but it stops there. The actors are are all mostly attractive, and none, have acting experience. Amateurish script and high school production value, it's as if they wrote the scenes on the fly. Unfortunately, I couldn't endure any more and had to abandon the film an hour in, I may one day, perhaps, force myself to watch the remaining 24 minutes.