Alex Derenzy's "Wild Things" is a collection of stories with sexual adventure as the theme. Jill Ferari is the hostess, introducing scenes. The first one is most temperature rising with the worse acting and a foursome: Ashley Welles and Mauvais DeNoir just escaped prison, still in their orange jumpsuits and navigate the terrain in the sun. Their sights set on Patti Petite and husband Billy Dee. He's going to Colombia for some reason. They attack the two in bed. Mauvais ties Billy hands before making him her slave. Patti is annoyed at his submission. "Billy don't enjoy it!..That pig!" but she gives in to Ashley. Ashley gives back and so does Mauvais on Billy before entering. But Ashley aggressively goes for him, saying she had enough of women for 5 years. He takes her from the back, then his wife facing him on top, then from the back before finishing on her and over the two fugitives in a compromising position. The couple tied up the distracted duo and reveal that Billy is an undercover cop.
A bearded Hershel Savage waits outside for Kimberly Carson to arrive. She shows up in her car then they take his and go to his place. They show good acting in their dialogue about a "business deal" going on for 2 years to get her pregnant cause her husband, Joe, can't do it. She's frustrated and hates the arrangement. After her Savage interrupts her prayer, she promises to give all of herself this last time.
The 3rd scene show that film is the original unedited version with a bland scene with Traci Lords and Jamie Gillis. She's a high-schooler equipped with parochial school skirt and blouse (got to wonder whose idea this was]. She invites Mr. Luigi the gardener to her living room since the parents aren't home. Gillis does a sleazy voice-over a la "dirty older man" of how she and other girls her age make him feel and what he's doing to her. ***wow! the closeness to reality** In the re-edited version, this scene gets replaced with Elle Rio with Jon Martin and Tom Byron. Elle made dates for the same time so she made up for it.
Tess Ferre enjoys "Playgirl" (was that Ron Jeremy in the photo?) as Buck Adams, her jealous husband,looks on. He smartens up and seize the mood.
The phone rings while Ali Moore and Christy Canyon enters. Christy goes upstairs and answers. She tells her friend to use a condom with her boyfriend Paul or even better get a girlfriend "cause boyfriends aren't worth the trip to Planned Parenthood" (activism?). She hung up and get intimate with her girlfriend Patty (Moore).
John Leslie role-plays as an ex-con intruder overpowering his wife (Robin Cannes) who gives in to the carnal game.
The movie ends with Jill Ferari's self-loving.
The first scene sets the bar high then the excitement level decrease.A noticeable problem with many "golden age" productions using film is the grainy-dull-lack-of-detail feel to them. Still a good show for its performers and classic appeal.
