HEY EVERYBODY ITS ME (4) and today we review ..... clow park massacre nado attack school 7 the returning ...part 3 !!!!!!!!!! The movie !!!!!!
Just as shark movies seem to be a dime a dozen , clown films seem to be a penny for your thoughts ? ..... i have no idea what im saying anymore .. BUT what i do know is ...clown movies ....there like those little cars where they just keep popping out of .....
well here we have one that tries to have a little more depth to it at least "story" line and all that ....a town banning clowns , okay sure i mean clowns are scary ...especially spider clowns ..jesus thems scary ...giant half clowns half spider people ....anyways ...but banning the clowns makes the clowns mad and then killing people ...but it all goes back to the cycle of revenge because one clown was bad, cop kills bad clown, lets clown kid go, clown kid comes back for revenge ...VERY classic shakespeare tale ...
over all the films is decently made nothing to badly done to complain about MAYE some rough lighting moments sure .... lighting , the bane of all indie film makers lol
AND the only other REAL complaint i might have is .... the laughing .... for the love of all things evil clown related i get it .... "clowns laugh" but holy crap not that much and not that annoyingly badly over done ..... i know you have to push the point but i almost turned this off multiple times because the laughing .....all of them all the time every scene they are in just unnaturally laughing .... IF you have the clowns laughing and it FEELS real, feels natural then yes 100% BUT when it feels forced ....IN EVERY SCENE CONSTANTLY then its too much dial it WAY down because less is more at that point for sure ....
glad it tries to have a deeper story of love and romeo / juliet styled thing going on then some clowns happen in the mix .. over all its a basic clown flick ....so ill shoot it a
6/10
its no insane blood fest of death and teets ...so dont expect circus of the dead VS terrifier meets 100 tears here lol...
