[last lines]
Mike J.: What a horrible film: the jokes aren't there, the plot is thin and pointless, and the animation looks worse than 50% of the animations made by single people on YouTube these days. It's a poor movie which does not deserve your time. But do you know what does deserve your time?
[pulls out a bottle of...]
Mike J.: Whiskey! Yeah!
[unscrews the bottle and drinks it before the credits roll]