BIKINI MED SCHOOL is an incredibly bad direct to video T & A comedy that looks like it was slapped together over a weekend. The plot - if you can even call it that - takes place at a medical school party that's hosting a bikini contest. There are basically two segments in the movie: the first is about several male students and their attempts at scoring with specific co-eds and sexual hi-jinx that follows, and the second centers around, well, pretty much the same thing as the first one.
Now, the idea of medical students letting loose, running around trying to score could be fun, but the film is so poorly put together that it's anything but that. For no apparent reason, old stock B & W hospital footage cuts in every few minutes. Why! What really bothered me about this movie was the fact that the filmmakers decided to cut to a sequence of a girl dancing on stage after every three lines of dialogue. We keep seeing this, over and over again, and the girls don't even take off their tops! I will admit, the dancers featuring whip cream covering up their hot spots (pre-Varsity Blues) was nice, but by the 3rd time they cut to it, I was ready to kill myself! For the love of God, let the ridiculous storyline play out!
The dialogue and the acting were weak, but that's expected for this sort of fare. I will admit, there was one sequence that I found to be somewhat humorous. In order to win a bet that he can sleep with the resident lesbian, a student steals a co-ed's clothes while she's having sex with his buddy, dresses up as a girl, hits on and then beds the lesbian. Pretty low-brow, but done so poorly it'll surely put a smile on your face. And yes, we get to see plenty of tits throughout, some nicer than others.
All in all, this is pretty horrible. Don't waste your time.
