Don't Tell Hubby

Stills & Mills use the cost-saving (and time-saving) crutch of two-parter in "Don't Tell Hubby", a cutesy exercise in fooling the old man while enjoying the team's favored form of sex: lesbo activity.

Padding out the DVD running time is a fifth vignette unrelated to the topic, in which MILF-age Jaclyn Taylor and Alexis Fawx portray unlikely platonic roommates who inevitably get it on together after a cameo appearance by lovely young thing Tiffany Watson (unbilled and Softcore role only) reveals Jaclyn's same-sex proclivities, causing anger that instantly turns to lust on the part of Fawx. It's a satisfying segment of big-fake-tits action.

One two-parter reunites Abella Danger with August Ames after Bree and Alan paired them successfully in the similarly titled "Don't Tell Daddy". They are step-sisters, with an elaborate plot set-up of Abella about to get married to daddy's law firm partner, a diminutive Latino played by crew member AJ Bucks. Director Alan plays the dad and has tons of dialog, throwing in lots of mentions about Jewish wedding traditions and other attempted humor (calling the groom's mom -played by the show's unidentified makeup lady - a shiksa).

Fortunately for the fans, one can ignore this overbearing intrusion and concentrate on the hot sex between Abella and August, tempered only by the tough-to-take realization that Ames has joined the roster of Adult Cinema casualties only a few months ago, one year after this was shot.

Busty Spencer Scott makes a fellow blonde foil for big-butt queen AJ Applegate in the other two-parter. They play wives cheating on their video-games-obsessed mates (one of whom is Bucks again), a recurring porn theme used as shorthand for self-centered males neglecting their better halves. Scott impressed me, and holds her own on screen opposite so ubiquitous a superstar as AJ.