Angry Asian Murder Hornets

Malvolia's Movie Matinee Presents Some Powerfully Hellacious Vignettes of these BusyBody little Demons Delivering Violent Deaths to some unsuspecting Victims , all under the Direct Supervision of Demonically Clever Dustin Ferguson ! The Highlights & Starsare as Follows : BreathTakingly Beautiful Jennifer Nangle as Our Horror Hostess 'MALVOLIA' ! The Light-Hearted Shawn C. Phillips as the 'Pool Boy' with a very bad decision making problem ! Gorgeous Geovonna Casanova as the Over-Worked 'Dr. Darcy' , with an Analytical Mind ! Erik Anthony Russo & Mike Ferguson as two old Friends discussing the day's agenda , unaware of Brutality in store for them ; & Jennifer & Jasmine Bokobzha as Erik's Lovely Daughters ! Jared Allen as 'Professor Allen' & Comely Neilum Raqia as 'Victoria Eden-Davis , who are trying to Prepare the Public for the Coming Assault ! Elizabeth Barstow as ' Chief Ranger Libby' & Rising Star Julie Anne Prescott as the 'Woman with the Dog' ! & of course there's the Bikini Clad & Stunning Sheri Davis as 'Mercedes' , the Social Media Queen Hawking Her Line of Clothing ! In Fact , EveryOne is Fabulous in the Cast , Not too much Blood &/Or Violence Shown , so even the Squemish can Enjoy ; & just the right amount of humor is employed to keep Us engaged in this Riveting Tale of Woe ! DVD & VOD Available Through SCS Entertainment ; So Don't Delay , Order Yours ToDay !

Fun Film here. Doesn't take itself to seriously. Bees and more hungry Bees attacking human flesh. Great cast of Actors with Sheri Davis stealing the film in a hilarious cameo. Hard to take your eyes off her....But the Bees do it. Actress Geovonna Casanova in another Solid performance. Actor Tino Zamora playing as the heavy once again. These two are to be watched... Had a ball watching this throwback to the Drive in era film. Director Dustin Ferguson delivers the BEE movie goods once again...

Living in various parts of the world, a disparate group of people in the community find themselves under attack by a mutated strand of murder hornets killing off anything they come into contact with and must collectively find a way of stopping the deadly creatures.

This was a thrilling and fun throwback monster movie. That this opens up with a fantastically cheesy prologue about the creatures and their existence, giving full details to their anatomy, predatory qualifications and a reason as to why they're about to go on a murderous rampage, sets the stage perfectly. Detailing how they're great killing machines and what could potentially occur when they come into contact with people is a fine and appropriate setup to this type of film, especially with the series of topical ties given in the setup involving how the creatures turn around to start attacking people. Those scenes featuring the creatures coming into contact and killing victims are cheesy good fun as well. Since they tend to appear as a massive warm suddenly while attacking, the ambush-like attacks on the movie collector, the swarming of the fleeing citizens in the park or the attack on the live-streaming social media guru come off incredibly fun as the creatures swoop in and attack. Given the nature of its background and history, these are evocative of those old-school series by offering the creatures attacking and overwhelming victims which is always a delight to watch. Featuring some cheesy gore and kills in these scenes, there are some entertaining elements present. While there isn't much, the film does have a couple of minor problems. Its biggest issue is the obvious tricks done to pad out the running time, which tends to feature any of the scenes where a character walks somewhere. It feels like the entire trek there is shown where everything is captured of the individual walking around while suspenseful music plays even though nothing happens. It occurs several times and is quite obvious of the tactic. The other issue present here is the obvious and laughable CGI present on the creatures which fall into every predictable and commonly utilized flaw out there. These are what hold it back although they're not that detrimental.

Rated Unrated/R: Graphic Language and Graphic Violence.

"Angry Asian Murder Hornets" (or just "Murder Hornets") is definitely not a good film, but I think it's *somewhat* entertainingly bad. The acting is both decent and bad, the special effects are terrible, there are some ugly-looking shots, and there's too much footage of people walking, but I found the film to be kinda funny. It's probably both intentionally and unintentionally funny.

It begins with a gothic woman named Malvolia talking to the viewer. She introduces the film and we later find out she's a cannibal. At first, I was kinda confused why she's in the film. I guess she's a horror host. After I looked up what a horror host is, her appearance made sense to me. Anyway, we then get a narrator who gently tells us about bees. He says they do "bee s***", which made me laugh. Suddenly, a possibly different narrator (I'm not sure) tells us about murder hornets and the film gets dark. For some reason, we see a flying fuel container in the sky. I dunno why, but it also made me laugh. This film came out in 2020 when there was news about murder hornets, which you may or may not remember. The filmmakers probably wanted to capitalize on this news, so they made this crappy film.

"Angry Asian Murder Hornets" has multiple stories. One is about a guy who does a lot of walking and takes photographs. At one point, he seemed to be taking photos of nothing, which confused me. Was he taking nature photos? This film has dramatic music that sounds like it was made by John Carpenter. Admittedly, the music is really good, but why is it used when people are just walking normally? It doesn't make your film more exciting. It makes it confusing and a bit comical. It sounds like it belongs in a different film. Maybe one made by Carpenter. I mentioned that this film has too much walking. Yeah, it definitely does. The film is only about an hour long, but I think a lot of the walking could've been removed. Maybe it could work in, I dunno, an avant-garde film, but I really don't think "Angry Asian Murder Hornets" is an avant-garde film.

You see fake-looking murder hornets attacking people. It just reminds me of the birds in another kind of entertainingly bad film called "Birdemic: Shock and Terror". Those murder hornets did make me laugh. Another story is about a guy who has a large collection of films on Blu-ray (or whatever). Instead of watching a film, he decides to go swimming, but he's attacked by the hornets. The performance of this guy is pretty funny and it seems to be intentionally funny. However, that story is brief and doesn't go anywhere. In fact, the other stories don't go anywhere. This film has such a terrible ending that it makes the ending of "The Devil Inside" seem good by comparison.

"Angry Asian Murder Hornets" isn't one of the worst films I've ever seen because I laughed multiple times while watching it. So it did give me *some* entertainment. Even though the scenes of people walking are rather boring, I've seen other films that are much more boring. This film is still bad, though, and I don't think I can recommend it. If you wanna watch a film that's more entertainingly bad and has violent insects similar to murder hornets, watch "The Wicker Man" (2006).