Dirty Movie

Gilbert Gottfried used to do a stand-up tour where he just did dirty public domain jokes for an hour, occasionally interrupted with an unfunny impression. I always thought he was kind of a hack for it, because what's the merit there? It's not like you have to go to bars and collect dirty jokes like gems, there are plenty of books and websites on the subject. As embarrassing as that tour/DVD was, at least a guy standing on a stage is the correct medium for that sort of thing. These jokes are meant to be told, not acted out in "sketches". In one of the few tie-in scenes that are put in this movie to give the illusion of a plot, one character actually mentions how a movie that's nothing but old public domain jokes would suck. Yes, it will and it does, why make it then? Pointing out your errors as an in-joke doesn't get you off the hook, it usually makes everything worse. There are two credited writers/people who know how Google works, and the parts where they are forced to come up with new jokes are among the most embarrassing movie scenes I've ever witnessed. The pre-credit sequence is a girl that sings the national anthem, but the joke is that her singing is off-key. There's no punchline and the scene goes on forever, is this just put in to make you long for the parts with old jokes everyone already knows?

The worst part of the movie has got to be the child actors though. The entire point of casting children was just for shock value (children swearing was apparently still edgy in 2011), but they're clearly reading their sex jokes from cue cards and still mess up the punchlines. They often sound like they don't even get the joke, putting the emphasis on the wrong words and things like that. Chances are they'll be pretty embarrassed by this movie once they've grown up, and perhaps they should be.

This film isn't much of a movie but a collection of random unrelated skits that aren't connected to one another, except for a few key characters. The film crams in a bunch of punchline jokes after one another- when a majority simply aren't funny. It tries being offensive for the sake of it, with the racial jokes, toilet humor jokes, doctor jokes and dark humor jokes. We understand the premise but the problem is it tries too hard in being funny where the jokes fall flat.

There is of course several scenes towards the latter part of explicit random and rather unnecessary nudity. The highlights are the Vienna sausages commercials- including the second one featuring the older man and the blonde woman (1:10:00). An interrupted "scene" with the director cutting a scene featuring a black "little person" and a woman ending with punchline jokes. Another amusing scene with Former boxer Larry Holmes has a random cameo as a judge in the very end. Overall the film isn't for the easily offended yet it's still not great. Though the second half is more amusing than the first half.

This is a awful movie. Utter waste of time. I don't mind the National Lampoon series but this is definitely scrapping the scum on the bottom of the barrel.

The plot is non existent. We know that the producer wants to produce a movie about dirty jokes. But the jokes instead of being witty or sarcastic or barbed; turn out to be like what you will hear in a playground. Told by 6 years old, with giggles.

Honestly, the script writers, directors, producers should have watch Spaceballs, Robin Hood - Men in tights or even Borat. At least we get comedy (albeit low-brow but not stale).

Sheesh, they could even have drunk dial Mel Brooks for advice.

To sum it in one word, anagram of "heist"

This movie has something for everyone to hate. The dirtiest, raunchiest, rudest, nastiest most off color jokes ever created. Oh, and gratuitous nudity. If this offends you, don't bother. The premise is stupid, the production quality is as cheap as it gets, and I'm guessing that Meloni hopes no one ever sees this piece of trashiness. Still, it's pretty damn funny. It's not for everyone...hell, it's probably not for 99% of the population, and you have to assume that National Lampoon knew that going in and that didn't stop them. I'm almost ashamed to admit to how many of the jokes I had already heard.

This is an old movie so I must have my head examined for wasting my time to review it. I think the reason I am reviewing this Is primarily because I would like to point out that this is just another Hollywood movie that attacks the Catholic faith. Jewish people would not stand for this type of ridicule that is packaged covertly into what they are attempting to claim is an over the top shock value raunchy comedy. The more I see of these elements included in these movies it becomes apparent that the intention Can be described as propaganda to denigrathe Catholic faith. Well, they do insult all kinds in this movie. There is no question the target is catholics specifically specifically priests and nuns.