Mysterious

How do you go about rating a movie that's so bad it's good?

First my rating was simply a fun factor. This movie is so unbelievable bad on every level, yet ridiculous and cheesy and awful and....yep...must see to believe.

It's Troll 2 bad....but again, I preach, it's fun.

The movie is of revenge, and based on a creature of myth called the Siren. A mysterious girl shows up to, get this, audition for a role in a movie that's not really a movie, but a re-enactment of a real even in the movie. Confusing...well good.

This movie has some silly lines, some sexiness, Antonio Sobado Jr. is over the top in his acting....I mean the movie has some really bad acting. I am confused if it's intentional or not, but that does not matter.

It's actually well paced and NEVER boring. I think, if you like bad movies, with stupid plot(s), and silly characters and some sex appeal...this might be worth seeing.

As a movie it fails at every level and a 2 out of 10. But if you love bad movies, it rarely gets better than this, 9 of 10.

Recommended to bad movie lovers.

It was my monthly Netflix Sleazefest that prompted me to choose this movie. Only the first part perhaps filled the sleaze part. Antonio Sabato Jr is infatuated by some woman that just drifted ashore on a island in the Bahamas, where he lived with his family. He worked, I think, as a screenwriter. The woman is some type of entity. Is she real or not?

He has dreams about her and it looks like the movie is about what he dreamed about. He doesn't trust her because she has some type of sexual affect on men. And people start ending up dead. OK I said this seems interesting. Your average sleazy mystery. The type you Shannon Tweed or Andrew Stevens.

But then all of a sudden it turns into a Haitian Refugee movie. Now I am not going to say how this plays out but I have never seen anything so outrageous. All I have to say it is a revenge movie. If you are willing to see something you never seen take a look but if you get mad because you will never get the time you took to watch the movie proceed with caution. I gave it a generous 4 because James Brolin actually gave it the sleaze factor.

This was a political statement About Haitian and Cuban immigrants on homemade rafts floating to Florida. There is no suspense or mystery is the movie is very predictable. There is a weak attempt to link voodoo to the story. But it fails.

If you get past that You will listen to actors Who actually pause while reading their lines

You will see 1 actor jump into the ocean but yet multiple underwater shots show the ocean with walls and corners. You also see 1 scene Rotate tween afternoon and pitch black night.

The acting is bad directions horrible And editing a joke.

This film begins with a mystery and ends up in mystery, so the title of it is entirely justified. A writer on Bermuda (apparently well off) comes across a young lady lying in the water, carried there by a dolphin. She is unconscious, and when he brings her to life she doesn't know anything about anything, apparently she suffers from amnesia, doctors and the police are contacted, she is photographed and leaves her fingerprints, and when she is left alone with her rescuer they have a relationship. Naturally his wife (they have a daughter) objects about this, but then he wakes up and finds it was all just a dream. However, that dream was so real and intriguing, so he decides to participate in a movie getting shot and have that dream into the story, and the director (James Brolin) is enthusiastic about it. They need a girl to play the lead, a siren kind of figure, and they find just the right girl - who is the very same girl our young writer was dreaming about. Here the plot gets complicated, as a yacht is found abandoned with blood all over it, apparently there has been some mass slaughter on board, and there are many similar stories of people mysteriously disappeared since 1946 without a trace, and this abandoned yacht with blood all over it but no corpses is added to those mysteries. As the shooting of the film proceeds, we learn that the director ("Terry Bamba" - James Brolin) has had something to do with the massacre on the yacht, as he was there filming it, which is proved after his accidental death, but was it accidental? There are numerous other accidental deaths that never are being followed up, and it all comes down to the mysterious lady in white who can't be traced and who apparently takes on identities of people long since dead. There is voodoo and magic and what not involved in this plot, and although it is impossible to sort it all out, It's a fascinating film, the plot is more than intriguing, and it will leave you thinking. After all, there are more things in heaven and earth than in our philosophy.

One morning while jogging on the beach a young man by the name of "Michael Pace" (Antonio Sabato Jr.) sees the body of a young woman unconscious and floating in the water. He rushes in and carries her to his large beach house and immediately summons a doctor and the local police. Although she remains unconscious the doctor gives her a clean bill of health and recommends that she remains there for the time being to rest and recuperate. When she finally awakens she suffers from apparent amnesia and doesn't recall her name. However, that doesn't stop Michael from becoming totally enamored with her and as a result they eventually end up sleeping together. But then he wakes up and realizes that it was all a dream. And the fact that it was all so vivid spurs him to produce a movie about it and as luck would have it the exact woman of his dreams comes to audition for the film. Unfortunately, there is much more about this woman than meets the eye and his dream soon turns into a terrible nightmare with catastrophic consequences for him and those he loves. Now rather than reveal any more I will just say that this film had an interesting plot, a scenic location and a couple of attractive actresses in AnnaLynne McCord (as "Simone Delacroix") and Joanna Bacalso ("Sherry Pace"). Unfortunately, the complete lack of suspense and the obvious shoestring budget really hurt this movie and left me somewhat disappointed overall. Slightly below average.