Fuck: The Movie

To say this movie is the best of its time is a grave understatement. This film is what cinema was meant to be. When we speak of films as "could've been better" what we mean is, it could have been more like "Fuck: The Movie". It features an all star cast and an enriching storyline that questions the very nature of our nature. No one is safe from the heart-wrenching drama of this work of art. It pulls at your heartstrings and provokes you to feel in ways you've never felt before. The cinematography is as engrossing as it is vivid and the imagery is the stuff of legend. Those who have gazed upon this wonderful work have gazed on one of the few instances of an artform at its peak that this generation has seen. If you have not seen this movie, do not see it; feel it. This film is not to be seen, it is to be experienced. It will change you, it will transform the very fabric of your soul, totally and unmercifully.

While scrolling through the comments here, I saw that there were no female comments and few female votes for this movie. This might lead someone to believe that the film suffers from Fight Club Syndrome, i.e. great, but not embraced or commended by women. This film surpasses gender boundaries. The themes apply to both sexes and every nationality. It crossed the boundaries of religion and belief to bring together in all of us that which is utterly human and questions our very mode of existence. Classics are works whose message transcend time and fickle social movements to hold true to that part of the human condition that never changes. When we speak of classics, we think of The Odyssey, Romeo and Juliet, War and Peace. Add a new work to the list of classics, Fuck: the Movie. Rest assured, when the anthropologists of the past look at our time and its great works to sketch our society, they will not ignore this masterpiece.

Well, I must say that this film surprised me quite a bit. My son brought a copy home that his schoolmate had copied for him, and seeing the title, I told him I would screen it before he saw it. It was only 6 minutes long, so it didn't take long for me to view "Fuck: The Movie." Let me tell you, I was very glad I did.

An actor that I don't really enjoy is in this film, Wesley Snipes. I usually find his work contrite and rather borish. Well, he brought me to tears in this one. I won't give away too much of the story, but needless to say, I wish I could have seen this in the theatre, anywhere. If you are able to get a copy of this film, treasure it, because there is absolutely nothing else quite like "Fuck: The Movie."

Emotional heart wrenching fare, a tale subtely told with outstanding cinematography. Don't be misleaded by the title, the film is rich with character and subtle nuances that will never be forgotten. The story of how the unlikely fellowship of characters undergo their heroic quest is both uplifting and a modern-day fairytale In terms of performances, Wesley Snipes and Signourney Weaver impress, as does Leslie Nielson in his portrayal of Dracula, and Sean Penn as the silent hitman. Another highlight is Ivan Campo as the Serbian Clown Campovski. Definitely an 8/8 movie.

The name may be sort of odd, but the film is a dead serious piece of art. From the beginning, you are gripped with emotion, and it continues until the very end. I was fortunate enough to get a tape of this film from a friend of mine who lives in L.A.. I paid 50 dollars for it, but it was worth more than a hundred. I can honestly say that it is the only film that made me bawl. I have not even so much as shed a tear since Henry Rowengardner re-broke his arm near the end of "Rookie of the Year" and had to pitch the division game without his gift of heat. But this movie seriously provoked tears from me. I recommend this movie to anyone who appreciates fine cinema, and I begrudgingly scold the academy for overlooking this fine independent film.