Alien Surveillance

Probably the laziest, eventless, cheapest piece of garbage I've ever had the displeasure of wasting an hour and a half on. The aliens were just people in costumes. No special effects what so ever. First hour, absolutely nothing happens. If I could rate this 0 stars I would, as 1 is generous. Do NOT waste your time on this. You will be disappointed, I promise you.

VERY Disappointed. I honestly don't know how I even sat through the whole thing. But, you know.. You get half way through a movie, you kinda have to finish it.. 0/10

Totally not in a good way either. Im probably among the biggest "found footage" horror fans around. I usually enjoy them all at least the 1st tine watching them. In fact i have over 100 FF horror movies in my collection. This, this movie (if were even calling it one) was a travesty. The description for it on the INDb page was the best part. I read it amd instantly dropped what i was doing to watch it. So much promise for a FF movie and a fan of them. Then i watched it. 53 minutes of nothing. Then something minor finally happened and the rest of the movie was back to being nothing but boring banter. Ugh! I beg of you not to watch this movie. It has no good qualities. Use the hour (if you could even make it that long) to soend with your kids instead. Go fly a kite or take a nap. It will be more usefull amd entertaining than this pile of poo. I nvr leave reviews for movies. Im not a movie expert or critic. Nor do i claim to be. That said anyone who watches this after reading my review only deserves the torture they recieve. Blah.

... Are just dudes in black boiler suits and a cheap halloween mask.

Even played at double speed, the movie is ponderously glacial slow. Conceptually fine, but in reality it's just voices overlapping each other boiler suit guys in masks wandering about in the parking lot and eventually a climax of static.

I don't even consider this a spoiler, because there's maybe 5 minutes of events here stretched out to over an hour in desperate attempt to build suspense.

I have 137 characters left to use and nothing else to say about the film. So... I think it's for free on YouTube right now? But even free is too much.

This short movie, if you can call it a movie, consists of a four-way split screen at about the video quality of an ordinary security system. To say that this movie is bad does nothing to describe just how pointless and awful it truly is. Nothing happens, nothing is of interest, and the end is not even an end. I realize that we live in a time when nothing means anything, but this is worse than the worst home movie. How is this thing even a thing?

I never given any movies a 1 but this deserves. I turned the sound off and did some work thinking it had to get better but it did not!