Ajouter une intrigue dans votre langueBeyond the dark side of the moon, an ancient portal opens, delivering a ruthless alien species which brings the planet Earth to its knees.Beyond the dark side of the moon, an ancient portal opens, delivering a ruthless alien species which brings the planet Earth to its knees.Beyond the dark side of the moon, an ancient portal opens, delivering a ruthless alien species which brings the planet Earth to its knees.
Richard G. Calderon
- Mr. Burke
- (as Richard Calderon)
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I've seen many low budget movies but with good scenario and directing they are pretty nice, but this one, horrible, seems that someone gave money to amateur porno crew and ordered to make sci-fi. Seem that crew wanted good porno but producer drove them to make sci-fi, better crew do what they used to do. The worst sci-fi I've seen ever. Bad scenario (no actually very stupid), bad directing, bad actor play. I wouldn't mention bad SFX due to low budget or maybe not low, I don't know. Seems lots of people were enrolled in this project and no one shouted - STOP, we are wasting money. One of my favorite movies is Idiocracy and seems that this movie is directed by Idiocracy's personages from bad future.
This is the worst "movie" ever made. Perhaps it is somebody's idea of a joke? Film locations include a vacant lot in Bakersfield, an alley in Los Angeles, and a warehouse somewhere.
The adult actors are high school kids. There is porn without any sex. The fighter jets are plastic toys hanging by wires. Inane dialogue. Apparently they couldn't afford makeup for the "zombies", so their eyes just turn red and they act mean. And the aliens? What aliens?
This thing went straight to DVD to the bargain bin to the trash bin. There is nothing camp or cult about it... it's just pure garbage. Don't waste your time.
You see that poster? The spaceship looming over Earth and blasting it to smithereens? Well in the film you get a pathetic little thing the size of a house sit about in the air for a while with it's five drones shooting airships.
They say the world has been completely destroyed, but you never see any of it. Everyones always like "civilsation has been completely destroyed". But all the alien do is as follows: turn a few dozen people into 'zombies', destroy a military drone and a couple fighter jets, and... that's it.
The young actors all try and be as sexy as possible. One girl spends the entire second half of the film wearing her shirt unbuttoned, and my belt is longer than the short shorts they all wear.
But I did find myself laughing and crying into a cushion multiple times throughout the film. Most notably at the first scene in the desert where all the actors just start making out for no reason then an old man comes in and says "is this sexy party got an invitation list or can I join in?" then he turns into a zombie.
That should sell it to you.
They say the world has been completely destroyed, but you never see any of it. Everyones always like "civilsation has been completely destroyed". But all the alien do is as follows: turn a few dozen people into 'zombies', destroy a military drone and a couple fighter jets, and... that's it.
The young actors all try and be as sexy as possible. One girl spends the entire second half of the film wearing her shirt unbuttoned, and my belt is longer than the short shorts they all wear.
But I did find myself laughing and crying into a cushion multiple times throughout the film. Most notably at the first scene in the desert where all the actors just start making out for no reason then an old man comes in and says "is this sexy party got an invitation list or can I join in?" then he turns into a zombie.
That should sell it to you.
Abhorrently Cringe-Wrenching Experience considering Physical Visual and Mental Pain is not possible.
You have been warned! Dead-Panned dialogue read out by preschool grade Thespians and Visual Effects likely submitted by Animators as their first week assignment project.
The younger actors are overwhelmingly focused on being "on screen" and trying too hard to look pretty and "sexy" if that was even possible. The lines are read in monotone and the story line is frustratingly predictable barely making "B-Grade" genre.
The Older Actors seem unwilling and "forced" by their grand-kids to participate in a school project. The nonchalant attitude might come across as forgivable acting skills. Be warned of shouts and screams at random scenes as the deadpan dialogues could be hypnotic.
It's basically so bad it made ME write a Review??!! WTF is THAT?!
You have been warned! Dead-Panned dialogue read out by preschool grade Thespians and Visual Effects likely submitted by Animators as their first week assignment project.
The younger actors are overwhelmingly focused on being "on screen" and trying too hard to look pretty and "sexy" if that was even possible. The lines are read in monotone and the story line is frustratingly predictable barely making "B-Grade" genre.
The Older Actors seem unwilling and "forced" by their grand-kids to participate in a school project. The nonchalant attitude might come across as forgivable acting skills. Be warned of shouts and screams at random scenes as the deadpan dialogues could be hypnotic.
It's basically so bad it made ME write a Review??!! WTF is THAT?!
OK, I was done watching after only 5 minutes. It's like a bad porn movie, but without the sex, or the fine acting, or the awesome plot writing. The lesbians were cute, but that just didn't make up for it. Clearly this was made as a freshman high school class project. Unfortunately the class was only given 1 day to complete the assignment, and they all got a D.
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- AnecdotesLeroy goes all-in with a missile attack that was supposed to disrupt the mothership's activity on Earth, despite Kyle's advice to pull back and attack after the fighters are gone and the way is clear, instead of going head-in and surely dying. He ignores Kyle's attempt to form a plan and goes in alone and he does manage to fire the missile, but ultimately dies. Before dying he states that the missile is "a special delivery from Leeerooooyyy Jeeenkiins".
This is a reference to the "Leroy Jenkins" meme, a clip in World of Warcraft where a group of players try to meticulously plan how to approach the next room, full of powerful monsters. One member of the group with the game nickname "Leroy Jenkins" shows as anxious about raiding the next room. The leader of the gang tries to calm him down and attempts to explain the best course of action (as he sees it). Before he finishes describing his plan, the player Leroy Jenkins goes into the adjacent room solo screaming "Leeerooooyyy Jeeenkiins", prompting the squad leader to follow him in order to protect him since the leader knows Leroy can't possibly take down all monsters alone. Because of Leroy's careless maneuver not only his avatar, but the whole squad's avatars die.
- GaffesIn German subtitles "122,000 miles" is translated as "weniger als zwei Lichtjahre (less than two light-years)." This is about as precise as stating that the distance NY - LA (ca. 2450 miles) is "more than 2 inch."
- Générique farfeluBloopers and outtakes are shown during the first part of the end credits.
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By what name was Interstellar Wars (2016) officially released in Canada in English?
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