La Route Du Diable

Average horror with a terrible ending. Not worth it.

It could have been real good, but never made it, the ending made the whole thing waste of time. Too bad it had potential. Stupid Ending.

I'd like to start out by saying @jdpark-29254 you need to go get some help buddy, you're wound up way too tight. To get that upset about pronouncing an old German guys name that I assure you most people haven't heard of unless they are specializing in his same field, well yeah you just need to see a professional or get laid or something I dunno.

On to the movie, it started out with a different spin on urban legends and what have you but then it got lost in itself and just deflated and fell flat in the end. I do my best to not put spoilers so you can read my warning to skip this particular movie before hand, doesn't do you any good after the fact lol. So, story? Nope. Acting? Actually was pretty good except for Ross, yeah Diana Ross's son. Terrible actor, terrible cast choice, very annoying, not to mention he has a girls voice. I kid you not, you can close your eyes and when he talks, you'd could argue it may be a girl talking. Everything was tolerable but, bad story and bad cast? Well you're pretty much done at that point anyway. I'd skip this one unless you are having trouble finding something to watch because this is still better than a lot of real stinkers I've seen sadly in the past. That's why I'm here though, my suffering to save you your precious and valuable time. Until my next review, keep the film rolling.

This film was a fine example of way too many ideas shoved into a meandering, sloppy, almost laughable mess.

You couldn't find a coherent storyline in this script with a magnifying glass and a flashlight. And your heart really goes out to these poor, mostly mediocre, actors trying to claw there way through this mish-mosh in order to make some sense of it. When one of the main charcters "suddenly" figures out what and why anything is happening, the revelation just drops out of the sky. You could see the unoriginal "twist" ending a mile away. This one os just for the "auteur's" friends and family.

I've never seen Evan Ross in anything before this and never want to again. He's the worst. His irritating Kevin Hart voice and total lack of talent made it impossible to watch him. Add that to the rest of this ridiculously amateurish movie, and you end up with 90 excruciating minutes (which seemed like three hours) of pointless story, mediocre characters and not a single second of suspense, thrills or scares. Remember when bad movies at least had the sense to have their female stars strip off their clothes to give us some reason for watching? Movies like this need to start doing that again, because the script and acting aren't doing it.