I have no nostalgia for this. I would've been about the right age to watch it when it came out, but I think between the overwhelmingly negative reviews and the fact that I never really cared for Playmobil. It just seemed like a rip-off of LEGO but with none of the creativity, incredible detial, or any other recognizable IPs attached. In that sense, this is the perfect representation of Playmobil.
This is nothing new. That's the case with a lot of things. Not everything can do something first, yet still we have an expectation that they bring their own two cents to the conversation and bring the idea forward. Playmobil: The Movie is perhaps less evolved than the childrens films (with expection). Though it is not without, I wouldn't say redeeming element, but being a decent kids movie. It's not a good movie, but when you're playing to a certain audience, I can't be that annoyed when the movie doesn't appeal to me.
The humour is pretty juvenile, but there's a few good jokes and that does say that they tried when making this, just not that hard. It's colourful. Most movies fail to grasp that if you have colour on screen, then things look better (it not that impressive, but by that low bar, it at least does that). They have good actors, Anya Taylor-Joy and Daniel Radcliffe, even if their performances aren't great they're appropriate to the movie they're in. I wouldn't pay to see it again but if my younger cousins were watching on the TV I wouldn't leave to room. I am neither offended nor disappointed at the movie being the way it is.
That's it, now I give every nice thing I have to say back to the blaring negatives. It's a musical, barely but they are song thrown in. The songs are so infrequent and so forgettable that I constantly forgot that it was a musical. I was so disappointed whenever they started singing another mediocre song because I was reminded that I was watching a movie that didn't need to be a musical, couldn't do it well, and persisted in having song. The characters end up being sadly shallow. They given goals and destinations yet they fail to make me care about this because we never get to learn to care about them before we can care about their struggle. The world is boring, playmobil land is just a collection of time periods and genres thrown together. I hate to sound like a broken record and speak of others that have done it better so I will say I never felt any danger in any given circumstance there. Applying comedy to situations has pros and cons and it can lead to things feeling inconsequential. In the rarest of circumstances the opposite can happen but that's not the case here. The comedy isn't quite good enough to offset this so that's unfortunate end result.
I don't feel like this was quite as bad as it was made out to be. I intend to forget about this tomorrow and I don't plan to ever come back to it and neither does the studio.
