Introducing the Russo Twins

B. Skow has made hundreds of all-sex junk for Vivid and other labels, but this has to be among his worst. So it got nominated for an AVN award -that certainly tells you something about AVN.

It's merely a 3-hour promo piece for Vivid signing a pair of twins, not very pretty or talented in any way, merely twins to exploit. Back in the Golden Age of theatrical porn Carter Stevens and others successfully exploited twins by photographing them making love to each other, real incest for jaded fans, but 21st Century pornographers are seemingly prohibited (legally) from that so we have to suffer through teasing junk like this.

For three hours the twins answer Skow's insipid questions and make love side by side but never touching, choreographed for symmetry in the frame. They also masturbate or have sex apart from each other, merely adding up to generic sex footage.

Offering a modicum of variety are busty Hallie James and Celeste Star, the lesbian icon who positively gushes with enthusiasm at the prospect of having Sapphic sex with twin girls. BFD.