2 Wongs Make a White

This stinker has to be seen to be disbelieved. The racist title has been used again since, but no one could do a worse job making a porn movie than this effort.

The premise here, supposedly comedic, is to make fun of how asinine the dialog is in a porn film. So the cast tries to recite flowery dialogue, dating back to the Victorian era, and the actors keep getting exasperated and turn to the camera crying out for new writers. This type of breaking the Fourth Wall might be slightly amusing once, but frequent repetition merely generates groans.

The underlying (unplayable) story concerns beautiful Kia as the Dragon Lady, presumably presiding over a brothel. She and various other Asian lovelie service the male cast members, including the always unappealing Rod Fontana, who is named Pirate Jerry for no particular reason. Nothing makes any sense, on purpose.

The nonsense comes to a head when Eric Edwards enters the picture near the end, playing General Wang, demoted to Colonel Wang, He has an Abbott & Costello routine of wordplay with the Wongs, Stephanie Swift and Shawnee, a tongue-twister exercise that is as stupid as "Who's on First" was funny. Eventually, Shawnee can not stay in character and breaks up laughing, the cue for a sexual foursome with Edwards and Don Fernando to begin. Movie ends with Edwards confronting the Dragon Lady and both of them demanding new sides, and handed a new script to recite. Holy Brechtian Distancing, Batman!