I Dream of Jenna

Well Jenna is a w h o r e and I wanted to see her act like one. I got tired of seeing her with her husband in video after video. It isn't fresh or exciting to watch. I got no hate for anyone but if she can't be a porn star then go work at Ralph's or Krispy Kreme or whatever the heck else she would have been doing if she hadn't gotten into porn!

OK, I'll tell Jenna just like I told Tera Patrick, if you're a porn star, be a porn star, have sex, lots of it with lots of guys. If you don't want to do other guys after you get married, RETIRE. If I wanted to see somebody screw their spouse, it would be ME! If hubby can't deal with you boinking for a living, then he should have married a school teacher. I do not pay this much money for a Jenna Jameson flick to see her have ONE sex scene, (remember, to me girl/girl doesn't count) now admittedly hubby did a decent job, but so what? Porn stars do it 3 or 4 time a movie, with 2 guys at once sometimes! This flick was the one they were promoting on "True Hollywood story", well nice promotion but it was the porn equivalent of "Gili".

An astronaut washes ashore and finds a magic genie. Then, he tells the genie to stay home and do nothing while he goes off to do his job, like normal. This sounds just like the old TV show we all know and love, right? This plot is fine if you're in a 60's TV sitcom, but THIS IS PORN!!!!!!! I can see that in a non-porn movie the "master" who finds a genie might not have his every depraved sexual wish granted, but for cryin' out loud, THIS IS PORN!! Yes, there is sex in this movie, but it's nothing you haven't seen in other porn, and very little of it involves Jenna (also, Jenna never looks remotely like she does on the cover, but I've come to expect this deception from all movie covers; see my other reviews). Here's my problem with this movie: this is a porno that actually follows a plot. In this plot, the guy who finds a genie has no sexual interest in her, and doesn't avail himself of her powers in any way (sexual or otherwise) Whaaaat? Even the cover says "Who hasn't dreamed of having their own personal genie... especially one that looks like Jenna Jameson!" And yet, this master has his own "personal genie", one that "looks like Jenna Jameson" right out of her bottle, and he wishes for... NOTHING!!! What would you expect the master of a porn genie to wish for: His five favorite stars on his lap? A 20-minute orgasm? SOMETHING SEXUAL?? I guess I was expecting something more creative from this movie. Very disappointing.