Soul Reaper

Where to start? I'm about 40 minutes in and most of that was wasted. The characters are unlikable, the sound track is shockingly jarring and bad... We don't have cabins in the woods in the UK. You might find a caravan park or chalets, but we don't have Evil Dead style cabins like that here. We don't hate Americans (unless they're rude etc) and our small pubs generally welcome customers as they're all in fear of being shut down. Was this shot in America with a few Brit actors or shot in the UK with people who hate the country? There just isn't anything to like so far APART FROM (No spoilers) a hilarious scene with hammers - though I'm not sure it was supposed to be funny or menacing? The tone is all over the place, the script is terrible and ripping off a lot of much better horror movies. Is is supposed to be a 'so bad it's good' low budget horror is were they just bad at making it? I don't really care anymore, it's not worth the hassle.

Soul Reaper: This film had potential: an English pub called The Jolly Hangman, full of odd locals; a gathering at a cabin in he woods. A well meaning Psychotic killer dispatching people with a hammer, Occult Rituals. Even a Gateway to Hell. But the whole thing is a mess, just does't hang together and the effects are wanting. Somehow it kept me watching until the end. Directed/Co-Written by Bob Pipe. On Netflix. 3/10.

This has an absolutely atrocious start, the music sounded like someone farting loudly in a tunnel and combining that with obnoxious characters it's pretty much unwatchable right from the start. What's with the red filter over some of the stock footage of trees? From the dreadful music to the unlikeable characters and horrible cinematography this is clearly not worth watching right from the start. I did watch it all, admittedly at 1.5x and I can confirm it's terrible throughout. The hammer is the best weapon in any movie, one hit is instant death. Anyway, it's like a 15 minute movie dragged over 90 minutes. This avoided the dreaded 1/10 because some of the creative decisions they made were laughable and that entertained me.

Wait... horror? Not to close!

Close to ridiculous I say! Not even a sense of British humor (someone wrote it). Amateur, low budget, horrible effects, plot and cast.

One star cause there isn't 0 on IMDb!

Don't bother!!!

If you enjoyed school of the damned you'll enjoy this. For anyone else 90%+ people it's crap, I wonder if Netflix got a job lot of crap films thinking the pandemic would make us lower our standards.