Mommy Caught Me and Other Stories

Gamma Entertainment, distributing through the Girlfriends Films label, is releasing a great many compilations of its website content, in this instance sex scenes from Mommysgirl. "Mommy Caught Me and Other Stories" is a phony rehash of the step-mom/step-daughter theme, more annoying than arousing.

Director "Stills by Alan" and his scripter Lucy J seem content to repeat the same exact situation over and over, merely casting new sets of actresses. Sometimes they don't even bother to freshen up the talent.

So we have to listen to a semi-improvised but nearly identical spiel over & over again how young things should turn to their step-mothers for sexual advice of the birds & the bees nature, and not only that, have lesbian sexual initiation provided for them. It's patently absurd, and the DVD liner notes tend to (rather sarcastically) suggest that this is a superior function than that nurturing a birth-mother can provide. That's clearly an idiotic, circular argument arrived at merely because 21st Century pornographers (unlike their more free-spirited ancestors) bend over backwards to assert that what they are portraying has nothing to to with real incestuous sex between blood relations.

A particularly poor actress Jaclyn Taylor, who physically has a phony style of beauty (fake lips, breasts, etc. & trashy styling including tons of eye makeup) that might appeal to Lady Gaga fans, is cast as the video's title mommy, a big mistake. The requisite five sex vignettes are bookended by her humping daughter Jade Nile -talk about repetitious. Usually these videos have the mom seducing as many of her kids as time permits, but this one just trots out the same pair of actresses in the same roles doing the same stuff twice. Making matters worse is the explanation: Jaclyn wants to call a halt to the sex, afraid her wealthy husband will dump her if he finds out what she'd been doing to his daughter, but Jade is blackmailing mommy ("I'll tell if you don't do as I say") and we're left to believe that this boring relationship will continue ad infinitum.

The "other stories" upstage this main stuff, even when silly. Label's favorite diva Ariella Ferrera goes through her paces with a new actress in celebrating March 14, "Pie Day" (actually Pi Day) by presenting a home-baked pie to uppity daughter Maddy Rose. Gimmick is that Maddy can act out her grudge against mom by smashing the pie on her body and then licking off the cream, leading to sex. It's dumb but Ferrera is hot to trot for her fan base, glistening under that gooey cream.

Young Jenna Sativa with beautiful breasts and nipples is also a crowd-pleaser in a flimsy vignette where mom Savannah Fyre doesn't like the kid making like a couch potato in front of the TV, and humps her instead.

Remaining episode is pretty dumb: contrasting spend-thrift (on jewelry) mom Lisa Daniels with cagey step-daughter Veronica Rodriguez. Since her daddy is footing all the bills, VR asks mommy to give her a $500 weekly allowance before the family goes broke altogether. That isn't even enough -she demands sex from mommy or she'll report the overspending to dad (doesn't make a lot of sense but apparently the old man never checks bills or credit card statements). This is standard propaganda in the label's "Please mommy, make me come!" version of crypto-incest.