The Bold Guy

It amazes me that such a mind-numbingly tasteless and vomit inducing item is featured on IMDb. In no particular order this terrible human being is cringe-worthy, moronic, stupid, crass, ridiculous and completely non-entertaining.

I've spent over 30 years in a customer facing environment mainly due to my ability to see some good in everyone, but Matt Hoss has defeated my optimism. Revolting does not describe him adequately, disgustingly self-absorbed and egotistical merely touches on the incredible amount of loathing and hatred that his existence on the same planet as me creates. Merely to think of him on the same planet as me, possibly at some time breathing the same air as me makes me want to rip out my lungs just in case his sick excuse for a life could be in some way infectious.

I never thought I would think of such infamous figures such as Hitler, Stalin and Jack the Ripper kindly, but I would happily spend a year with them all buried up to my neck in a pit of pig excrement rather than a minute stuck in a lift with the hideous countenance of Matt Hoss. I can only possibly hint at my true feelings by ending with my sincerest wish that one day soon The Bold Guy becomes The Dead Guy, and then perhaps I can recover from the instinctive hatred I feel towards whatever Deity created mankind for forming such a disgustingly wretched reject as this repulsive piece of filth.