Wolf Manor

Negative reviews say things like "it wasn't scary," and "the wolf looked cheap." No duh. This isn't a horror movie. It's a comedy that pillories the inanity, superficiality and egotism of the film industry in the manner of Tropic Thunder; the difference being that here the subjects of parody are horror tropes instead of war movies. The direction and performances are quite good for a low-budget movie. The humor is dry and cheeky in a stereotypically English way - and it works. Clever references and deadpan allusions abound. I'm a lowbrow American swine and I enjoyed them so presumably the target audience of cultured British sophisticates will get even more out of the esoteric nods to Shropshire, Shakespeare, Laurence Oliv(i)er Reed and probably a ton of other things I missed; as well as the extended post-credits scene and (more broadly accessible) callbacks to An American Werewolf In London.

I cannot think of anything positive to say about this film.

I went into it expecting a low budget UK comedy horror, but that was setting the bar a little high for this monstrosity.

Amateurish is not the word to describe this film, no actually it is!

You would think with a few films under his belt, Dominic Brunt would become a better director, but the opposite seems to be happening. The first of his I saw was Before Dawn, and I quite enjoyed that. Then came what I thought was a film he wouldn't be able to top in terms of awfulness, Attack of the Adult Babies (I loathed that film) , but I was wrong, this is even worse.

I paid a whole £2.71 for this film including delivery, and that was too much.

Funny because it's so bad, full of Emmerdale Farm characters(which did made me chuckle) possibly an attempt at parody that really does fail! I blame over a decade of Tory rule and all the funding cut from the arts, along with everything else that made this country slightly bearable! Apparently my review for what it is, is too short, all I can say is don't watch this. It's a brave attempt, though of what I'm not sure! Lots of respect to all the cast & crew of this awful waste of time, I hope they got paid because us poor Brits need a bit of cash in between visits to the food bank!. .. Epic fail!!!

This movie is just barely a 2. Also just barely a movie, barely a plot, barely understandable. It bills itself as a horror movie but I just can't believe that his not meant as a send-up. The ending is 100% hell no 110% cheesey. I took IMDB at its description of a horror movie. But there are scenes and actions that make no sense unless this movie is a parody. The plot of 'they're making a monster movie but the monster is real' is familiar to horror fans. But trying to twist it into a new direction just an ends up creating a pretzel shaped mess. My advice? Get some pretzels and pick another movie.

Having just sat through the 2022 horror movie "Wolf Manor", I must admit that I wasn't particularly impressed. But then again, I hadn't heard anything about the movie, and based on the cover alone, then "Wolf Manor" seemed like a low budget werewolf movie.

Writers Joel Ferrari and Pete Wild didn't exactly conjure up the most riveting and thrilling of storylines for the movie. Sure, it was watchable, but it was ultimately just way too generic. But then again, maybe some of the diehard werewolf fans out there will get a kick out of watching "Wolf Manor".

The acting performances in "Wolf Manor" were fair enough. I wasn't familiar with the cast ensemble, but the actors and actresses put on adequate enough performances given the contents of the script and character gallery they had to work with.

There were some very, very nice references and homages to the classic werewolf movie "An American Werewolf in London", and those scenes actually are well-worth sitting down and watching.

Visually then "Wolf Manor" was okay. The severed limbs, the wounds and injuries and such looked quite good and definitely worked well in favor of the movie. But with "Wolf Manor" being a werewolf movie, then you can't get past the fact that the werewolf in the movie looks like something purchased from a Halloween store. It was difficult to take that particular werewolf serious when it was on the screen.

"Wolf Manor" came and went without leaving a ripple on the horror pond. The movie snuck in unseen and unheard under the radar, and it will just as quietly and unseen vanish back into the mists of oblivion, never to be brought out and watched for a second time.

My rating of Dominic Brunt's 2022 movie "Wolf Manor" lands on a very generous four out of ten stars.