Roid Rage

Just watched this as part of the "minutes to midnight" anthology film and all I can say is, this has to be the worst horror short I've ever seen. Acting so bad it would make Ed Wood cringe, dialogue so appalling, it's like a stoned 12 year old wrote it and effects that are anything but special. The minutes to midnight film is below average at best but this one is definitely the worst of the bunch. Awful.

I don't even have much to say about this short but i'll try. Amateur, juvenile, cheap, low rent, embarrassing , ignorant, really a pathetic piece of "film making". This is literally the story of a poop covered, flesh eating, killer hemorrhoid. Even if you enjoy "so bad it's good" trash cinema and this concept appeals to you you still are going to likely be extremely disappointed because it isn't even funny bad. It's just pathetic bad. Like telling a fart joke and still somehow screwing up the punchline.

Don't encourage this. This is as bottom of the barrel as it gets.