Columbo: Sex and the Married Detective

I as I have said many times have always been a great fan of Columbo. While few of the later episodes are as amazing as the pre-1989 episodes, there are about five or six worthy ones and Sex and the Married Detective is one of them. Stylishly filmed and atmospherically scored, the episode can't be faulted production-values-wise. The story is always interesting, with many a delightful scene like Columbo playing the tuba and one of the cleverer murder scenarios of the later episodes, and the dialogue is clever with wit, ingenious humour and tension to savour. The support cast are among the better ones of the later entries of Columbo in my opinion, Stephen Macht impresses with his sliminess, while Peter Falk is brilliant as ever(then again Falk rarely disappointed as Columbo, even when Columbo was not as well written or if the episode wasn't up to standard he always did his best), and Lindsay Crouse is superb in a well-written role, one of the more memorable guest villain performance of the pro-1989 episodes for me. Overall, a great, sexy entry. 9/10 Bethany Cox

Successful sex therapist Dr. Joan Allenby (Lindsay Crouse) spies her boyfriend David Kincaid (Stephen Macht) cheating on her. She murders him with what she assumes to be the perfect plan dressed as the woman in black. Police detective Columbo (Peter Falk) takes it apart piece by piece.

This is the standard howcatchem from Columbo. It is fun to see Lindsay Crouse deteriorating from smug to harried. A lot of Columbo is about seeing the next guest star doing a villain turn and Crouse is always great at making the turn. Stephen Macht is the second star although he only has a limited role. This is good.

Dr Joan Allenby is a successful sex therapist whose book and radio show has captured the imagination of free-minded Americans. In her own love life things are great with lover Simon Ward but, when a cancelled flight sees her return home unexpectedly, she learns that Ward is seeing another woman. Planning her revenge, Allenby offers to act out a fantasy of being a call girl for Ward. Meeting him in a bar in a wig and provocative clothes she gets the dual benefit of enticing him while also convincing witnesses that Ward paid a woman for sex. Back in his room she shoots him and then slips back to a corporate party unseen to keep her alibi up. Columbo is put on the case and starts to follow up the leads, although he can't help but be interested in the world of sexual therapy that he is suddenly exposed to and something about Allenby and the murder just doesn't ring true.

As with many TV film series (such as Perry Mason), if you like one or two of them then you'll pretty much like them all. This entry in the Columbo series pretty much follows the usual formula – we know the killer and the "perfect" plan but then watch Columbo follow his hunch and gradually starts to pick holes in the story he is told before eventually finding enough to prove his suspicions. Saying this is not a spoiler – it is simply what happens in all the films. With this strict adherence to formula it is usually down to several factors whether or not the Columbo film stands out or if it is just average. With this film though, I wasn't sure what I was going to get because this is the first of the "new" Columbo's that I had seen and I wasn't sure if it was going to be a good thing or not. The opening set-up to the crime doesn't have the feel of a Columbo film but it is more down to the feel and look of the film rather than the material. The plot unfolds as per formula but the comic asides (the tuba etc) don't fit in very well and they tend to break up the development of the case.

Part of the problem is the direction of the actors and the performances themselves. Falk appears to be playing Columbo rather than being Columbo; it is a difficult distinction to describe but it is occasionally quite off-putting and this is far from being his best performance (I'm not sure if this is the case with all the modern films). Crouse is pretty average, both by herself and also in her ability to play off Falk. She is all a bit bland and certainly not the flamboyant and eccentric type of character that the story suggested she would be. Support is roundly unimpressive except for a nice turn from the barman with a good eye. The direction of the film is so-so but the weakest place is the music – it is seedy and unimaginative and lacks the class that the delivery of the series in the 1970's had.

Overall this has just about enough going for it to keep Columbo fans happy but don't think for a minute that this is of the standard of the series made in the seventies because it isn't. The delivery is off, the plot is OK but the additions don't always work and, surprisingly, the performances are not all they could be and even Falk seems to be lacking something in his delivery.

Columbo playing the tuba? Yes, that's one of the highlights of this delightful and funny adventure, in which a famous sex therapist crosses wits with our hero. Another great moment is Peter Falk giving advice to a bunch of psychiatrists! This really is one of the best outings for Columbo and will delight fans, both old and new.

Columbo's episodes are really quite a combination of serious, lightheartedness, good acting, an excellent cast, and drama mixed with comedy. Sex and the Married Detective casts Lindsay Crouse who is an excellent actress and does a superb job in this episode. She plays a sex therapist who discovers and learns of her lover's infidelity. She decides revenge. I found this episode to be much more entertaining than some others and still worth watching again and again. I found the interaction between Columbo and the Crouse to be the most interesting as well. Like most of Columbo episodes, one of the trademarks is to treat the audience and the suspect with intelligence rather than dumbing them down.