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#087: Megatron Fizzlebum

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Dec 22, 2022

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Dave goes over the weird things he would do if he were Elon rich, gifts to give people you hate, and how men don’t get smarter, they learn to control their stupidity.

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#007 Swipe Left: The boys get a little political, talk about jokes going too far, Antonio Brown, transgender people on dating sites, and read out your break up stories. by Valley Boys Podcast
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#002 The Pot(belly) Calling The Kettle Fat: The boys talk about cancel culture, Brandon's wrestling career, and how to sneak down to better seats at sporting events. by Valley Boys Podcast
62 min listen
#042: Weekly Weigh In: The boys discuss unsolicited tit pics, NHL playoffs, keto, Brandon's un-marriage advice, and being back on stage for standup comedy by Valley Boys Podcast
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#001 Valley Boys: The boys talk about Reseda, cocaine, public urination, and My 600lb Life. by Valley Boys Podcast
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#004 Dick Rivers: Infamous rock radio legend and club owner Dick Rivers joins the boys to be grilled about the $300 he stiffed Dave 10 years ago. by Valley Boys Podcast
86 min listen
#012: Pomona Virus: The boys talk about the coronavirus, Joe Biden's AR-14, Alex Jones' DWI, and Brandon's weed and prostitute addiction. by Valley Boys Podcast
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#006 Movin' On Up: Recorded from their new digs at the 'Shit Shack' in Beverly Hills, the boys talk about the Aaron Hernandez documentary, legalized prostitution, and successfully blaming farts on a cat for five years. by Valley Boys Podcast
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#009 Jimmy Dore & Steve Lewis: The boys are joined by Comedian Jimmy Dore and Steve Lewis and talk about all things greasy in American politics and culture, and Brandon smokes up the Shit Shack. by Valley Boys Podcast
131 min listen
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59 min listen
#028 Return of the Blackburn: Brandon Blackburn - former CIA officer, Live PD producer, and current Dave's standup agent joins the boys to talk about the shitshow of current events. It's a bloodbath by Valley Boys Podcast
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#014 Brandon Blackburn: While in complete Los Angeles lockdown, the boys are joined remotely by former CIA officer Brandon Blackburn who divulges government secrets like Osama Bin Laden's porn collection. Dave rundowns Tiger King and blames a secret fart on Brandon. by Valley Boys Podcast
75 min listen
#018: Paul Elia: The boys are joined by the hilarious comedian and actor Paul Elia to discuss masturbation during the quarantine, Detroit Tigers, terrible airlines, and cartoon net guns being more efficient than assault rifles. by Valley Boys Podcast
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#030 Dirty Thirty: The boys discuss Dave's foiled plot to start an Only Fans scheme, Brandon argues his prostitute habit over dating, Kim Jeong Newsom, and Biden's first two weeks. by Valley Boys Podcast
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#035: Too Old For Matt Gatez: In honor of Matt Gatez, the boys rehash their drunkest stories, describe crazy encounters in LA, and how they'd fake a personal injury lawsuit by Valley Boys Podcast
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#005: The Pneumonia Diaries: Turns out Dave's "man cold" is just pneumonia, but Brandon thinks he's dying anyway. The boys discuss fat shaming, politics, and play a game called 'California or Florida Man'. by Valley Boys Podcast
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#017: Fear and Loathing in Los Angeles: The boys discuss the 'rona idiots going to the beach, Spirit Airlines being a 'tube full of demons', and Brandon recounts his first acid trip that happened the night before. by Valley Boys Podcast
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#019: Noodles from The Offspring: Legendary guitarist Noodles joins the boys for some real talk about not showering, immigration, Trump, the administration's response to the pandemic, and jumping roof to roof with a machete. by Valley Boys Podcast
61 min listen
#037: Tumblr Manifesto: The boys talk about getting a woman fired from Lyft, Streaming services, opposite sex paradoxes, and Newsom's recall by Valley Boys Podcast
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#022 Jessica Kirson: Comedian Jessica Kirson joins the boys to discuss her standup special TALKING TO MYSELF, performing during the quarantine, and old tweets coming back from the dead. by Valley Boys Podcast
38 min listen
#062: Shout Out To Wednesday: The boys cheers Dave's late cat Wednesday, talk about which Disney princesses have the worst farts, and times they've ruined family holidays. by Valley Boys Podcast
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#025 The Saucy Ape: The boys talk about terrible habits formed during the lockdown, share horror stories, and stage an intervention for Brandon's marijuana addiction. by Valley Boys Podcast
68 min listen
#031 Marijuana Intervention: The boys talk about Brandon's experience as a crematorium operator, Dave's tales from standup, farts in the news, and "curators" making money by stealing jokes from comedians. by Valley Boys Podcast
60 min listen
#024 Hand Grenade Behind The Deli Counter: The boys talk about Joe Biden's victory and unsolicited sexual pictures from both genders. by Valley Boys Podcast
61 min listen
#049: Final Davestination: The boys talk about Dave's heatstroke, someone getting stabbed for farting, and Joe Biden dropping bombs instead of green cards by Valley Boys Podcast
60 min listen
#065: No Year’s Resolution: The boys address the online rumours about Brandon having sexual relations with raccoons (started by Dave), smuggling cocaine with your penis, and catcalling by Valley Boys Podcast
68 min listen
#016: Tyrannosaurus Wrecked: The boys get drunk on malt liquor people typically buy with change found in the couch, debate if wrestling matters, the election, and bad quarantine neighbors. by Valley Boys Podcast
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#013: Los Angeles Lockdown: While in full lockdown, the boys discuss hoarding cheap beer, being fat, and Brandon's tasteless jokes online. by Valley Boys Podcast
59 min listen
#008 Apu Only Live Once: The boys accidentally get drunk and talk about Apu from the Simpsons, overly obsessed sports fans, and fight about politics. Dave gets all three "California, Florida, or Canada Man" questions correct by cheating. by Valley Boys Podcast
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#052: Sky Pig: The boys talk about their worst relationships, filming public freak outs, and speculate on how Brandon would make an excellent drunk air marshal by Valley Boys Podcast
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#034: Chicken: The boys discuss meth use with Florida middle schoolers, breakups, being on speakerphone against your will, and taking unflattering naked pictures of yourself. by Valley Boys Podcast
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