Bartholomew Fair
By Ben Jonson
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Ben Jonson
Benjamin Jonson (c. 11 June 1572 – c. 16 August 1637 was an English playwright and poet. Jonson's artistry exerted a lasting influence upon English poetry and stage comedy. He popularised the comedy of humours; he is best known for the satirical plays Every Man in His Humour (1598), Volpone, or The Fox (c. 1606), The Alchemist (1610) and Bartholomew Fair (1614) and for his lyric and epigrammatic poetry. He is generally regarded as the second most important English dramatist, after William Shakespeare.
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- Rating: 1 out of 5 stars1/5Never actually finished this, I found it horrible to read.
- Rating: 2 out of 5 stars2/5The other Jonson play that is popular. I found it to be not as strong as Jonson's other main play and that it was a bit dated.
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Bartholomew Fair - Ben Jonson
BARTHOLOMEW FAIR
A COMEDY
BY BEN JONSON
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CONTENTS
THE PROLOGUE
DRAMATIS PERSONAE
THE INDUCTION ON THE STAGE
BARTHOLOMEW FAIR
ACT I, Scene i.
ACT I, Scene iii.
ACT I, Scene iv.
ACT I, Scene v.
ACT I, Scene vi.
ACT II, Scene i.
ACT II, Scene ii.
ACT II, Scene iii.
ACT II, Scene iv.
ACT II, Scene v.
ACT II, Scene vi.
ACT III, Scene i.
ACT III, Scene ii.
ACT III, Scene iii.
ACT III, Scene iv.
ACT III, Scene v.
ACT III, Scene vi.
ACT IV, Scene i.
ACT IV, Scene ii.
ACT IV, Scene iii.
ACT IV, Scene iv.
ACT IV, Scene v.
ACT IV, Scene vi.
ACT V, Scene i.
ACT V, Scene ii.
ACT V, Scene iii.
ACT V, Scene v.
ACT V, Scene vi.
THE EPILOGUE
Si foret in terris, rideret Democritus: nam
Spectaret populum ludis attentiùs ipsis,
Ut sibi praebentem, mimo spectacula plura.
Scriptores autem narrare putaret asello
Fabellam surdo. Hor. lib. 2. Epist. 1.
THE PROLOGUE
TO
THE KING'S
MAJESTY.
Your Majesty is welcome to a Fair;
Such place, such men, such language, and such ware,
You must expect: with these, the zealous noise
Of your land's faction, scandalized at toys,
As babies, hobby-horses, puppet-plays,
And such like rage, whereof the petulant ways
Yourself have known, and have been vexed with long.
These for your sport, without particular wrong,
Or just complaint of any private man,
(Who of himself, or shall think well or can)
The maker doth present: and hopes, tonight
To give you for a fairing, true delight.
DRAMATIS PERSONAE
John Littlewit, a proctor.
Solomon, his man.
Win Littlewit, his wife.
Dame Purecraft, her mother and a widow.
Zeal-of-the-land Busy, her suitor, a Banbury man.
Winwife, his rival, a gentleman.
Quarlous, his companion, a gamester.
Bartholomew Cokes, an esquire of harrow.
Humphrey Wasp, his man.
Adam Overdo, a justice of peace.
Dame Overdo, his wife.
Grace Wellborn, his ward.
Lantern Leatherhead, a hobby-horse seller.
Joan Trash, a gingerbread woman.
Ezekiel Edgeworth, a cutpurse.
Nightingale, a ballad-singer.
Ursula, a pig-woman.
Mooncalf, her tapster.
Jordan Knockem, a horse-courser, and a ranger of Turnbull.
Val. Cutting, a roarer.
Captain Whit, a bawd.
Punk Alice, mistress of the game.
Trouble-all, a madman.
Watchmen, three [Haggis, Bristel, and Porcher, a beadle.]
Costardmonger.
Corncutter.
Mousetrap man [also called a Tinder-box man].
Clothier [Northern].
Wrestler [Puppy].
Porters.
Doorkeepers [Filcher, Sharkwell].
Puppets.
THE INDUCTION ON THE STAGE
Enter Stage-keeper.
STAGE-KEEPER. Gentlemen, have a little patience, they are e'en upon coming, instantly. He that should begin the play, Master Littlewit, the proctor, has a stitch new fallen in his black silk stocking; 'twill be drawn up ere you can tell twenty. He plays one o' the Arches that dwells about the Hospital, and he has a very pretty part. But for the whole play, will you ha' the truth on't? (I am looking, lest the poet hear me, or his man, Master Brome, behind the arras) it is like to be a very conceited scurvy one, in plain English. When 't comes to the Fair, once: you were e'en as good go to Virginia, for anything there is of Smithfield. He has not hit the humours, he do's not know 'em; he has not conversed with the Bartholomew-birds, as they say; he has ne'er a sword and buckler man in his Fair; nor a little Davy, to take toll o' the bawds there, as in my time; nor a Kindheart, if anybody's teeth should chance to ache in his play. Nor a juggler with a well-educated ape, to come over the chain for the King of England, and back again for the Prince, and sit still on his arse for the Pope, and the King of Spain! None o' these fine sights! Nor has he the canvas-cut i' the night, for a hobby-horseman to creep into his she-neighbour, and take his leap there! Nothing! No, and some writer (that I know) had had but the penning o' this matter, he would ha' made you such a jigajog i' the booths, you should ha' thought an earthquake had been i' the Fair! But these Master-Poets, they will ha' their own absurd courses; they will be informed of nothing. He has (sir-reverence) kicked me three or four times about the tiring-house, I thank him, for but offering to put in with my experience. I'll be judged by you, gentlemen, now, but for one conceit of mine! Would not a fine pump upon the stage ha' done well, for a property now? And a punk set under upon her head, with her stern upward, and ha' been soused by my witty young masters o' the Inns o' Court? What think you o' this for a show, now? He will not hear 'o this! I am an ass! I! And yet I kept the stage in Master Tarleton's time, I thank my stars. Ho! and that man had lived to have played in Bartholomew Fair, you should ha' seen him ha' come in, and ha' been cozened i' the Cloth-quarter, so finely! And Adams, the rogue, ha' leaped and capered upon him, and ha' dealt his vermin about, as though they had cost him nothing. And then a substantial watch to ha' stolen in upon 'em, and taken 'em away, with mistaking words, as the fashion is in the stage-practice.
[Enter Book-holder, Scrivener.]
BOOK-HOLDER. How now? What rare discourse are you fallen upon? Ha? Ha' you found any familiars here, that you are so free? What's the business?
STAGE-KEEPER. Nothing, but the understanding gentlemen o'the ground here, asked my judgment.
BOOK-HOLDER. Your judgment, rascal? For what? Sweeping the stage? Or gathering up the broken apples for the bears within? Away rogue, it's come to a fine degree in these spectacles, when such a youth as you pretend to a judgment. [Exit Stage-keeper.] And yet he may, i' the most o' this matter i' faith: For the author hath writ it just to his meridian, and the scale of the grounded judgments here, his play-fellows in wit. Gentlemen, not for want of a Prologue, but by way of a new one, I am sent out to you here, with a scrivener, and certain articles drawn out in haste between our author and you; which if you please to hear, and as they appear reasonable, to approve of; the play will follow presently. Read, scribe, gi' me the counterpane.
SCRIVENER. Articles of Agreement, indented, between the Spectators or Hearers, at the Hope on the Bankside, in the County of Surry on the one party; and the Author of Bartholomew Fair in the said place and County, on the other party: the one and thirtieth day of October 1614. and in the twelfth year of the Reign of our Sovereign Lord, James, by the Grace of God, King of England, France, and Ireland, Defender of the Faith: And of Scotland the Seven and fortieth.
IMPRIMIS, It is covenanted and agreed, by and between the parties abovesaid, and the said Spectators, and Hearers, as well the curious and envious, as the favouring and judicious, as also the grounded judgments and understandings, do for themselves severally covenant and agree to remain in the places their money or friends have put them in, with patience, for the space of two hours and an half, and somewhat more. In which time the Author promiseth to present them by us, with a new sufficient play, called Bartholomew Fair, merry, and as full of noise, as sport: made to delight all, and to offend none; provided they have either the wit or the honesty to think well of themselves.
It is further agreed, That every person here, have his or their free-will of censure, to like or dislike at their own charge, the Author having now departed with his right: it shall be lawful for any man to judge his six pennorth, his twelve pennorth, so to his eighteen pence, two shillings, half a crown, to the value of his place; provided always his place get not above his wit. And if he pay for half a dozen, he may censure for all them too, so that he will undertake that they shall be silent. He shall put in for censures here, as they do for lots at the lottery: marry, if he drop but six pence at the door, and will censure a crowns worth, it is thought there is no conscience, or justice in that.
It is also agreed, that every man here exercise his own judgment, and not censure by contagion, or upon trust, from another's voice, or face, that sits by him, be he never so first in the Commission of Wit. As also, that he be fixed and settled in his censure, that what he approves, or not approves today, he will do the same tomorrow; and if tomorrow, the next day, and so the next week (if need be): and not to be brought about by any that sits on the bench with him, though they indict and arraign plays daily. He that will swear, Jeronimo, or Andronicus are the best plays, yet shall pass unexcepted at here, as a man whose judgment shows it is constant, and hath stood still these five and twenty or thirty years. Though it be an ignorance, it is a virtuous and stayed ignorance; and next to truth, a confirmed error does well; such a one the author knows where to find him.
It is further covenanted, concluded and agreed, that how great soever the expectation be, no person here is to expect more than he knows, or better ware than a fair will afford: neither to look back to the sword and buckler-age of Smithfield, but content himself with the present. Instead of a little Davy, to take toll o' the bawds, the author doth promise a strutting horse-courser, with a leer-drunkard, two or three to attend him, in as good equipage as you would wish. And then for Kindheart, the tooth-drawer, a fine oily pig-woman with her tapster, to bid you welcome, and a consort of roarers for music. A wise Justice of Peace meditant, instead of a juggler, with an ape. A civil cutpurse searchant. A sweet singer of new ballads allurant: and as fresh an hypocrite, as ever was broached, rampant. If there be never a servant-monster i' the Fair, who can help it, he says, nor a nest of antiques? He is loth to make Nature afraid in his plays, like those that beget Tales, Tempests, and such like drolleries, to mix his head with other men's heels; let the concupiscence of jigs and Dances, reign as strong as it will amongst you: yet if the puppets will please anybody, they shall be entreated to come in.
In consideration of which, it is finally agreed, by the foresaid Hearers and Spectators, that they neither in themselves conceal, nor suffer by them to be concealed, any state-decipherer, or politick picklock of the scene, so solemnly ridiculous, as to search out, who was meant by ginger-bread-woman, who by the hobby-horse-man, who by the costard-monger, nay, who by their wares. Or that will pretend to affirm (on his own inspired ignorance) what Mirror of Magistrates is meant by the Justice, what great lady by the pig-woman, what concealed statesman, by the seller of mouse-traps, and so of the rest. But that such person, or persons so found, be left discovered to the mercy of the Author, as a forfeiture to the