Celebrity Beaver
()
About this ebook
Sean Carr is seeking an agent, publisher and ultimately the Pulitzer Prize for his opus titled: Celebrity Beaver. Sean is absolutely convinced that Honkey™, the world's first transgender elephant hunter, is secretly keeping a nocturnal semiaquatic North American beaver in her hunting lodge in Zimbabwe. You're going to have to produce that beaver in Bulawayo. It is Celebrity Beaver or bust, baby.
Will Berkeley
I am a Boston based fiction writer. I used to be a black belt in Tae Kwon Do which I earned from Billy Blanks before Tae Bo made him famous. That black belt was stolen along with my mountain of martial arts weapons in a break-in. You didn't hear about it on the news because I wasn't home. Never too late to roll weapons especially on crooks that steal black belts. What the hell! You can take everything else. You didn't earn that. Avi is me. Chris Sargent Photography credit.
Read more from Will Berkeley
Boar Island Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsCoffin Island Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsHaymakers: Part II Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsSpent Nation Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsVillainy and Violence Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsThe All-Inclusive Church of Cancun Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsHaymakers: Part I Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsHaymakers: Part III Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratings
Related to Celebrity Beaver
Related ebooks
The Mystery of the Old Gold Mine Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsSlow Bullet Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsSkating Over the Line: A Mystery Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5ALMOST Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsDavid Halliday's The Invisible Man Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsDaddy's Little Camper Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Scrimshaw Man Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsThe Trailer Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsDead Sugar Daddies Don't Lie Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsDarkside: Waking the Dead Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5The Wagons of Perro Loco: And Other Short Stories Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsCameos Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsLee Hacklyn Private Investigator in The Towering Disco Inferno: Lee Hacklyn, #1 Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsFront Loader Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsOne Red Bastard Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5History of The Transsexual Baseball League Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsSide Slip Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsLee Hacklyn Private Investigator in Town Hell Book Two Defending Revolution Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsMore Hardcore Humor Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsThe Politician: Men in the Shadows, #5 Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsThe Book of Daniel: Poems Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Incredible Shrinking Kid! Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsIou Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsLee Hacklyn Private Investigator in The Anti-Social Activist: Lee Hacklyn, #1 Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsDuty or Desire Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsLee Hacklyn Private Investigator in Psychiatric or Treat: Lee Hacklyn, #1 Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsWho Killed Nutty Nuckleball? Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsLee Hacklyn Private Investigator in Reform Schoolhouse Rock: Lee Hacklyn, #1 Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsThe Red Dot Club Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsGod Bless My Rudeboy: Freestyling Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratings
Satire For You
The Master & Margarita Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Clown Brigade Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Yellowface: A Novel Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/51900: Or; The Last President Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Only Living Girl on Earth Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5As I Lay Dying Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Mash: A Novel About Three Army Doctors Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Sisters Brothers Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Wonder Boys Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5We: A Novel Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Five People You Meet in Hell: An Unauthorized Parody Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Bonfire of the Vanities: A Novel Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Women: A Novel Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Florida Roadkill: A Novel Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5A History of the African-American People (Proposed) by Strom Thurmond: A Novel Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsThe Robot Who Looked Like Me: Stories Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Little Old Lady Who Broke All the Rules: A Novel Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Kill for Love Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5It Was Just Another Day in America Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsThe Crumbling of a Nation and other stories Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Out of Oz: The Final Volume in the Wicked Years Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Friday Black Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Going Postal Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Not Forever, But For Now Rating: 2 out of 5 stars2/5The Bestseller Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Snobs: A Novel Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5Confessions of a Domestic Failure Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5House of Cards Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5A Dog's Heart Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Dice Man: A Novel Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5
Related categories
Reviews for Celebrity Beaver
0 ratings0 reviews