It's Lonely in the Modern World: The Essential Guide to Form, Function, and Ennui from the Creators of Unhappy Hipsters
By Molly Jane Quinn and Jenna Talbott
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True modernity requires much more than discipline, vision, and a willingness to live without upper kitchen cabinets. It’s Lonely in the Modern World outlines exactly what’s required to achieve sleek design and the requisite ennui.
From the creators of the Unhappy Hipsters website, this essential guide is to hipsters what The Official Preppy Handbook was to prepsters. The authors advise on a number of topics. Readers will learn how to navigate the vast array of concrete finishes and plywood grades, accessorize with children and pets, and opine with authority on rooflines. Featuring detailed illustrations, beautifully staged photos, and helpful charts, this master manual is perfect for aspiring modernists, those who love them, and, of course, those who love to hate them.
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- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5From the book description: "From the creators of the wildly popular Web site Unhappyhipsters.com, this essential guide is for today's hipsters what The Official Preppy Handbook was for prepsters. Featuring detailed illustrations, beautifully staged photos, and helpful charts, this master manual is perfect for aspiring modernists, those who love them, and, of course, those who love to hate them."I remember the Official Preppy Handbook very well, because when I was 16 I had my very own copy which I pored over for endless hours, both because it made fun of preps in a really amusing, snarky way, and because, well... I needed to figure out how to pass myself off as one. Many years later, I've now found a new bible in ILitMW. As a designer, I've daydreamed endless hours away wishing for a minimalistic, sparse, well-designed and stylishly appointed home, but as this book makes amply clear, keeping such a home takes complete dedication and an unwavering commitment, not to mention a very deep wallet, which few of us can afford. Beautifully designed and illustrated with plenty of tempting visuals (some more scary than tempting, to be honest), this book is divided into various sections that are both helpful guidelines for those looking to achieve the perfect hipster haven, and snarkily funny for those of us who can only watch from the sidelines. There's no lack of material to quote from here, but here's one morsel I found particularly delectable, which also sums up the attitude required to pull off this kind of lifestyle (from the "Outdoor Furnishings" section): Most people have become attached to the idea of "comfort" when sitting. With modern furniture, however, it's important to rethink your concept of what is comfortable. In a thickly cushioned chair, your body may be supported—but at what price to your design values? Your intellect? Your psyche? How comfortable are you with losing those aspects of self? It's better to focus on the pure joy and thrill of being close to high design than to slump into an overstuffed chair for a nap.Best of all is the epilogue, which talks at some length about (famously gay) architect Philip Johnson's "Glass House" in New Canaan, Connecticut, which features no less than fourteen different buildings on the forty-seven-acre property. After describing what each space was built to contain, the final paragraph gave this far-from-minimalist reader some measure of comfort:The lesson: if you can't let go of your book collection, then it's only logical to build a house for it. Or if you need a place to kick back and watch reality television, build another house. If your boyfriend is a world-famous art collector, build another house. And if you can't figure out where to stash the circuit board and furnace—you guessed it—build another house. Because the only way to become a true minimalist it to be conspicuously maximalist.
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5I am a big fan of the Unhappy Hipster blog (uhm, unhappyhipsters.com, I think?) and was thrilled when the authors announced a book. Even better, it's only inspired by their blog, instead of being a reiteration of the same, which is a pitfall for a lot of blogs-turned-book.While the blog is a series of sardonic captions attached to photos of modern design (interior, exterior, architecture) usually sourced from Dwell magazine, which includes "natural" settings - that is, not overly contrived or fake, but actually how things are. A lot of the photos include the residents doing ordinary things, perhaps with the goal of not appearing overly posed. At the outset, Dwell's vision was a reaction to the pretentious and fake-feeling design magazines, but as the years have passed, the photo spreads have skewed more and more in that same direction as Dwell magazine gains renown. Or so the introduction of It's Lonely in the Modern World explains.The blog - and the book - poke affectionate fun at the super serious world of modern design. They inject a playful air to what can be severe lines, hard surfaces, and stern colors. I really enjoyed the book's method. It mimics a general design book, discussing "Interiors", "Exteriors", and "Accessories", with each broken into smaller sections - "Surfaces", "Lighting", "Kitchens", "Rooflines", "Windows + Doors", "Children", and "Pets", among others. These sections provide examples, give suggestions, and note pros and cons of different options. There are also intermediary portraits of famous modern designers (very well done in pencil by Jenna Talbott) with accompanying quotes and very brief biographies which occasionally have a gossipy, lurid turn towards the end (rather than being strictly professional or formal).While the layout and trappings of the book are very much traditional when it comes to the design genre, the contents are less so. The authors write very seriously about each subject, but go to extremes in pretentiousness, display of wealth/expense, and disregard for common sense. This is, truly, a satire of some of the ideals and trends in modern design magazines. The voice is snobby, dismissive of anything that is "common" or "popular" - IKEA is a common object of derision.I tried to find quotes to show some of the humor I appreciated, but nothing seemed quite right when taken out of context. You'll just have to trust me that if you're familiar at all with modern design, the current trends, and have an affectionate humor towards them, you will understand exactly why a page showing swatches of ideal shades of white for concrete - all of which are the exact same with different names - is so great. Or, perhaps, the charts to help decide which dog breed or chair style is right for you, whether you're an Artist, a Vegan, Ironic, a Thrifster, or one of several other types.It's Lonely in the Modern World did leave me with conflicting emotions at the end: on the one hand, I was thoroughly amused at the satire of the design magazines and how unrealistic they can be; on the other hand, I was totally in awe (and lust) for many of the designs included as examples, or even some of the examples from Dwell Magazine. I suppose this is the same feeling the authors have - affection for modern design, but weariness with the seriousness and expense (amongst other things) involved in doing it Perfectly.
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It's Lonely in the Modern World - Molly Jane Quinn
Introduction
You are about to embark on a journey that will change your life. Many people dreamily finger the pages of shelter magazines, but few possess the design acumen and forbearance to take that next step and carve out their own modern masterpiece.
It takes a hardy individual to strip down to the bare minimum of possessions required to live in a truly modern home. When you encounter the inevitable hiccups in the process or falter in your steadfast approach, remember that you are special: You are a modernist.
Modernists are a rare and superior breed of human, individuals who understand that high design gives life meaning and that the ordered luxury of minimalism is a salve that heals the weary soul. A modernist is eager to eschew the meretricious accessories that have been deemed indicators of success— enormous televisions, hand-cut crystal champagne flutes, plush carpeting, and comfortable furniture. As a modernist, you are enamored with architectural innovation. You crave a home that is a direct extension of your ego and ethos.
In this book, we will help you become modern. From chairs and cladding to children and pets, let us be your guides to a new way of living. You will allow yourself to be released from the trappings of mediocrity, to let go of preconceived notions of corporeal joy, and to take pleasure in waking up in a sepulchral bedroom. You will begin to appreciate the subtle beauty in the irregularities in a sheet of wormy plywood and to relish the tickle of walking barefoot through a gravel yard.
We will dole out practical advice and how-to insights that will make your journey to modernity as pleasant as possible. All you need is careful study and a generous budget. Soon you will become accustomed to accepting the plaudits of friends, neighbors, and strangers who envy your minimalist home. Get ready to enjoy the germination of a lifelong desire, to bask in the éclat of the great achievement of shaping your surroundings to fit your particular needs.
Welcome to the modern world.
SECTION 1: INTERIORS
It’s no coincidence that the journey to modernity begins indoors. We spend our days at computers, our nights in front of the television, and though we may profess to be nature lovers, organic gardeners, and erstwhile outdoor hobbyists, the truth is that our lives are lived indoors, cocooned in the luxuries of the bourgeoisie—espresso machines, heated towel racks, and high-thread-count sheets.
Shunted from work to home and back, there is precious joy in cultivating our domestic surroundings. But navigating the vast sea of choices for modern living can be daunting. When your home space is so vital, there is no threshold for failure.
Precious few are fortunate enough to browse fittings and furnishings catalogs with the shrewd eye of an interior designer or the rigor of a minimalist architect, yet there is no remedy for the crippling embarrassment of purchasing a complete kitchen from a discount showroom. That’s where It’s Lonely in the Modern World comes in.
In this section, we reveal the choices, techniques, and materials that will create a vibrant modern home. It may require a bit more effort and study, but ultimately the DIY approach outlined here yields greater rewards. We’ll walk you through the elements of a well-appointed modern home. From the cold reflective surfaces of walls, floors, and countertops, to the high-end whirring appliances in your stainless-steel kitchen, to the best methods for illuminating a windowless room, you’ll learn how these elements combine to achieve the modern ideal.
Discover how to assemble the most mono of monochromatic color palettes, how to achieve the elusive open floor plan, and how a surfeit of design challenges can easily be solved with plywood. Soon you’ll be comfortable tossing around terms like distressed
and reclaimed.
Antique family heirlooms and tragic IKEA dorm decorations will give way to rooms filled with vintage and po-mo furniture, or, if you so choose, cavernous rooms filled with nothing at all. And should all else fail, you’ll learn how exposed ductwork can solve nearly any design flaw.
CASE STUDY #196
Even the Eames stool understood that the only time he was awkwardly perched upon was when company came.
Form follows function.
LOUIS SULLIVAN (1856–1924)
The grandfather of modernism, the creator of the skyscraper, Frank Lloyd Wright’s mentor—this guy had it all. He coined Form follows function,
which has become the anthem of architects worldwide. By the early 1900s, Sullivan’s work had fallen from fashion and he descended into a vicious spiral of alcoholism and financial trouble. He finished his career designing a series of small commercial banks in the Midwest before dying alone and destitute in a low-rent Chicago motel.
arrow Notable Works: Nearly all of his skyscrapers were demolished. Only the banks remain.
louis sullivanSURFACES
Devoid of extraneous embellishment, the best neo-modern houses derive their character from carefully chosen surface materials. Smooth or textured, cold stone or warm wood, natural or man-made, each type of flooring, countertop, and wall treatment speaks volumes about you and the experience that visitors will have upon entering your home.
You could pack your rooms with five-figure furniture and accessories from Design Within Reach in hopes of creating a haven of minimalism, but the truth is, it’s the negative space—the shapes and silhouettes of furniture and accessories that aren’t there, the items you’ve nobly ejected and rejected—that reveal you to be a person of taste and substance. Only what is left behind matters.
With few furnishings to distract, the eye is drawn to the base elements of the rooms. The best surfaces are utilitarian, hard, and, ideally, monochromatic. A no-fail formula? The winning combination of plywood and concrete. As you’ll learn in the following pages, these two simple yet versatile materials can never be overused.
case studyCASE STUDY #88
He finally decided to eliminate the one thing that blemished the uninterrupted expanse of concrete and plywood—himself.
Wooden Expression
Manufactured plywood is a natural choice for walls, floors, ceilings, cabinetry, and custom furniture. The material you’re familiar with is essentially a veneer atop pressed layers of pine, hence the ply
in plywood. (It is not to be confused with MDF, or medium-density fiberboard, which is a pathetic amalgamation of shredded scrap wood commonly used to make cheap ready-to-assemble furniture.) You’ll find endless finishes with varying colors and textures, including alder, arbutus, ash, Baltic birch, bamboo, cedar, cherry, hickory, mahogany, maple, and redwood. As tempting as the rich tones of mahogany may be, think of your parents and the espresso-stained flooring in their empty-nester condo. Be exceptional, go against the grain—choose the unadulterated natural tones of knotty pine.
You can find three basic types of knotty pine plywood available at lumber yards.
GRADE A is smooth. It can be painted (although we really, really recommend against it) and features jagged patches over particularly blemished areas.
GRADE B is solid and has more wormy knots. The best pieces may even have very minor splits.
FIN-PLY is what manufacturers call Finnish plywood. It is usually more durable and attractive than generic plywood. While many plywood products are inexpensive, Fin-Ply actually costs quite a bit. However, the high cost of Fin-Ply is tempered by the desirability of its origin: Finland.
grade AGRADE A
grade BGRADE B
fin-plyFIN-PLY
Architecture is the learned game, correct and magnificent, of forms assembled in the light.
LE CORBUSIER (1887–1965)
Charles-Édouard Jeanneret-Gris, a.k.a. Le Corbusier, was a Swiss French artist who came to personify the International style. He formally took on the pseudonym Le Corbusier
in the 1920s, when it was fashionable to go by a persona; it seems to have been a derogatory nickname that he adopted. He had an affair with