Lysistrata
By Aristophanes
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Aristophanes
Often referred to as the father of comedy, Aristophanes was an ancient Greek comedic playwright who was active in ancient Athens during the fourth century BCE, both during and after the Peloponnesian War. His surviving plays collectively represent most of the extant examples of the genre known as Old Comedy and serve as a foundation for future dramatic comedy in Western dramatic literature. Aristophanes’ works are most notable for their political satire, and he often ridiculed public figures, including, most famously, Socrates, in his play The Clouds. Aristophanes is also recognized for his realistic representations of daily life in Athens, and his works provide an important source to understand the social reality of life in Ancient Greece. Aristophanes died sometime after 386 BCE of unknown causes.
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Lysistrata - Aristophanes
Aristophanes
Lysistrata
Warsaw 2020
Contents
CHARACTERS IN THE PLAY
Lysistrata
Cleonice
Myrrhine
Lampito
Magistrates
Cinesias
Child of Cinesias
Herald of the Lacedaemonians
Envoys of the Lacedaemonians
An Athenian citizen
Chorus of old men
Chorus of women
[Scene:–At the base of the Orchestra are two buildings, the house of Lysistrata and the entrance to the Acropolis; a winding and narrow path leads up to the latter. Between the two buildings is the opening of the Cave of Pan. Lysistrata is pacing up and down in front of her house.]
Lysistrata
Ah! if only they had been invited to a Bacchic revelling, or a feast of Pan or Aphrodite or Genetyllis, why! the streets would have been impassable for the thronging tambourines! Now there’s never a woman here–ah! except my neighbour Cleonice, whom I see approaching yonder.... Good day, Cleonice.
Cleonice
Good day, Lysistrata; but pray, why this dark, forbidding face, my dear? Believe me, you don’t look a bit pretty with those black lowering brows.
Lysistrata
Oh, Cleonice, my heart is on fire; I blush for our sex. Men will have it we are tricky and sly....
Cleonice
And they are quite right, upon my word!
Lysistrata
Yet, look you, when the women are summoned to meet for a matter of the greatest importance, they lie in bed instead of coming.
Cleonice
Oh! they will come, my dear; but it’s not easy, you know, for women to leave the house. One is busy pottering about her husband; another is getting the servant up; a third is putting her child asleep or washing the brat or feeding it.
Lysistrata
But I tell you, the business that calls them here is far and away more urgent.
Cleonice
And why do you summon us, dear Lysistrata? What is it all about?
Lysistrata
About a big thing.
Cleonice [taking this in a different sense; with great interest]
And is it thick too?
Lysistrata
Yes, very thick.
Cleonice
And we are not all on the spot! Imagine!
Lysistrata [wearily]
Oh! if it were what you suppose, there would be never an absentee. No, no, it concerns a thing I have turned about and about this way and that so many sleepless nights.
Cleonice [still unable to be serious]
It must be something mighty fine and subtle for you to have turned it about so!
Lysistrata
So fine, it means just this, Greece saved by the women!
Cleonice
By the women! Why, its salvation hangs on a poor thread then!
Lysistrata
Our country’s fortunes depend on us–it is with us to undo utterly the Peloponnesians.
Cleonice
That would be a noble deed truly!
Lysistrata
To exterminate the Boeotians to a man!
Cleonice
But surely you would spare the eels.
Lysistrata
For Athens’ sake I will never threaten so fell a doom; trust me for that. However, if the Boeotian and Peloponnesian women join us, Greece is saved.
Cleonice
But how should women perform so wise and glorious an achievement, we women who dwell in the retirement of the household, clad in diaphanous garments of yellow silk and long flowing gowns, decked out with flowers and shod with dainty little slippers?
Lysistrata
Ah, but those are the very sheet-anchors of our salvation–those yellow tunics, those scents and slippers, those cosmetics and transparent robes.
Cleonice
How so, pray?
Lysistrata
There is not a man will wield a lance against another...
Cleonice
Quick, I will get me a yellow tunic from the dyer’s.
Lysistrata
... or want a shield.
Cleonice
I’ll run and put on a flowing gown.
Lysistrata
... or draw a sword.
Cleonice
I’ll haste and buy a pair of slippers this instant.
Lysistrata
Now tell me, would not the women have done best to come?
Cleonice
Why, they should have flown here!
Lysistrata
Ah! my dear, you’ll see that like true Athenians, they will do everything too late.... Why, there’s not a woman come from the shore, not one from Salamis.
Cleonice
But I know for certain they embarked